David Archuleta's Shrill Sergeant

The rules for getting a picture with David Archuleta are stricter than Nazi Germany.

Before the "Idol" loser could leave "Regis & Kelly" yesterday, a high-pitched handler had to lay down the law. Why so militant? It's not like he's David Cook.



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46. And The Supreme Court says that the nature of being a "famous person" makes them and their lives of interest to the public and therefor, the people and the media may talk and write about them all theywant! So long as it is not Of Malicious Intent Lie or Slander!! So, we as patriotic Americans, have a duty to say mean things about poor lil David! LOL!

Posted at 9:32PM on May 29th 2008 by good for them

47. Every time you go on your computer, you leave a "cookie." Each website you visit, you leave a "cookie". Each story you click on, leaves a "cookie". Each comment you make, leaves a "cookie." These "cookies" are what make the internet run! The websites use them to track you and your viewing/purchasing habits. They sell this info to companies and to advertizers. And then, a site, like TMZ, uses your "cookie" information to sell advertising that pays their bills and their salaries...which they get paid big bucks to stalk celebrities on your behalf! You'd love to have a job with TMZ! Geez. What dumb a**es!! So it is you and your cookies that are paying these "talentless hacks to stalk celebrities" on your behalf...and you pay them well!

Posted at 9:58PM on May 29th 2008 by good for them

48. SHUT THE HELL UP GAYASS !!!! DAVID ARCHULETA ROCKS !!!!!!

Posted at 11:19PM on May 29th 2008 by fanfan

49. I guess David Archuleta fans have an early bedtime! C-YA! And Love YA!

Posted at 11:22PM on May 29th 2008 by good for them

50. Really fanfan...DAVID ARCHULETA ROCKS!...like HANNAH MONTANA ROCKS!! Or like, maybe, Black Sabbath or Metallica ROCKS! What a little patootie!! LMAO!

Posted at 11:28PM on May 29th 2008 by good for them

51. WHY IS 'ARCHIE' ,17 GOING ON 12 ,FOLLOWING DAVID COOK AROUND EVERYWHERE HE GOES. IT'S OVER. IT WASN'T A FRIGGIN TIE. DAVID COOK WON. DAVID COOK IS BEING VERY GRACIOUS, BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.IT'S TIME FOR 'ARCHIE' TO GO BACK HOME TO DADDY. WATCHING HIM BLUBBER LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD IS BECOMING VERY TEDIOUS. MARIA

Posted at 11:29PM on May 29th 2008 by Maria

52. I grew up in the day of the real hard core punk movement of The Ramones, The Clash, Black Flag, X, Sex Pistols...we are the ONLY generation who grew up with music that not only rocked harder than our parents music, but also kicks the crap out of our kids music! Nirvana and the Grunge scene perfected the punk anarchy started by my generation.Calling the likes of Fall Out Boy and Good Charlotte "punk" bands is a farse, a mockery of a pure and exalted music form, not for the weak mind or spirit. True punk would never meet up, let alone knock up and/or marry tween queens! And AI is not a forum for rockers, not even David Cook or Chris Daughtry. Not the true ROCKER. And that, my dear fanfan, David Archuleta is NEVER going to be...not even in dream land! So run off to bed now and nighty nite...don't let the Marilyn Manson's bite!! LMAO!

Posted at 11:51PM on May 29th 2008 by good for them

53. That's the third time you've said that about People's Court...don't you have any new material?? And there are thousands and thousands of thousands of very talented 17 year olds, maybe scholastically or in sports who are and will do better with their lives as well...it's just not broadcast on the morning news! I will bet you that my 15 year old niece, in her lifetime, will make more money than David Archuletta in his.

Posted at 12:23AM on May 30th 2008 by good for them

54. His best bet will be to bank on Broadway. Make a stage career for himself. The Theatre just loves its gays! Clay should do well there as well.

Posted at 1:08AM on May 30th 2008 by good for them

55. Like I said, Nighty nite Archuleta fans and don't let the Marilyn Manson's bite!! ROCK ON!!!! LMAO!!!
My man is home now and he is making fun of me for posting here and especially on such a lame subject as this...
so I'm off now...

Posted at 1:13AM on May 30th 2008 by good for them

56. Archie had nothing to do with this policy. It's most likely tweens that rushed him and certainly the paparazzi are NOT respectful, and that made this handlers job necessary. Archie probably doesn't even know it's being done. He just waits until they tell him to go sign autographs and pose for pictures. Ego? I don't think this kid has a problem with that at all. He's taking a lot of cues from his admiration for David Cook, and that's a good thing. Finally, AI has two guys worthy of the hype.

I think the handler did a pretty good job, especially considering no one was going to like what she was saying. But she should lose the gum!

Posted at 11:53AM on May 30th 2008 by Tigerjag

57. You may be a lawyer, but you only have a one track mind! What, did you get passed over for Doug Llewelln's job or something and now you're bitter? My 15 year old niece has a 5.0 GPA (she's a straight A Honor Student) and is also the #1 ranked girl on her Varsity Golf, Tennis, and Swim teams. She was named both Student and Athlete of the Year and she is only a FRESHMAN! And she is unbiasedly stunning! Her mom has been repeatedly asked to sign her with modeling agencies but her mom never wanted "looks" to be her focus in life.She is also active with charity work and tutors pregnant high school students so they can get their high school diploma. She received a letter from the President calling her a future leader of America and has received National Scholorship Awards. She may be a professional athlete and as an adult, she may do some modeling, but she wants to be a doctor. So, does that make David Archuletta any more talented or special because he can sing and was on AI and LOST? He can still end up a celebrity/media "tool", just maybe not on the People's Court! And BTW, no one watches the People's Court anymore...its Judge Judy now! You are one lame lawyer!

Posted at 12:05PM on May 30th 2008 by good for them

58. I think she did a great job, and shes totally hot!!!

Posted at 1:21PM on May 30th 2008 by I love Alex!

59. Lucky Archuleta! I wish I had some one who cleared away the pestering crowds. She handled it well and with great professionalism too!!

Posted at 4:12PM on May 30th 2008 by Gloria

60. Why are the David Cook fans always so hosile and angry? Hey that is what freaks and loud rockers are all about I am sure. All must be part of the JAIL HOUSE ROCK era...hehe.

For the record, and for your educational purpose, if of course you have any reading ability, David Archuleta was not following David Cook around. The two Davids got the most votes out all the winners and runner up contestants. American Idol's publicity strategy is to promote both of them since they both have different styles of music. Rock is not the only musical talent out there. Rock is for the tatooed freaks anyway. So get over it. They both have record deals now and they both have their own fans. Stop being so freaking angry and get a real job and an education. Cook won, yeah so did Taylor Hicks. Who cares. Amy Winehouse look alike that he is. You wanted a new freak on the list and you got one. Most of you voted for Cook because you can probably relate to him more. Older and not very successful at 26, only a bartender as a real job at a small local bar (WOW), part of many rock bands since he was 15 and not very successful, had CD's out could not sell any, and now is promoting your look. The Grunge, bad hair dos, and no style in clothes. There you go. Take a look your reflection at last. That is what voters did. Vote for themselves. LOSERS :)

Posted at 3:16PM on May 30th 2008 by Tanya

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