Big Brown Shows Clay Who's Hung Like a Horse

When it comes to getting chicks pregnant, size really does matter.

Superhorse Big Brown will reportedly make as much as $50 million in stud fees if he wins the Triple Crown. That's as much as $100K per mare.

Not sure how much Jaymes Foster had to pony up for Clayken's swimmers, but we're guessing he didn't command quite as much -- especially for being such a long shot.



Tags: Artificial insemination, ArtificialInsemination, Big Brown, BigBrown, Clay Aiken, ClayAiken, Jaymes Foster, JaymesFoster, Triple Crown, TripleCrown

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1. hey leave Clay alone- he's hung like a turkey bastor.

Posted at 6:45PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by CoolGirl2008

2. GOOD LUCK on Saturday, BIg Brown ... Love ya

Posted at 6:49PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by NM

3. CLAY WOULDNT KNOW A VAGINA , IF IT WAS STARING HIM IN THE FACE. HE WOULD GO EWWWWWWWWWW WHATS THAT, LOOKS LIKE A PINK TACO, REALLY AN OLD ASS TACO WITH THIS OLD BITCH. I CAN SEE HIM USING THAT TURKEY BASTER ON HIMSELF. WHAT A HOMO!!!!!

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by SANJAYA

4. Maybe she likes country music and wanted a kid that looked like Reba

Posted at 7:04PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by freewill

5. OMG Angelina Jolie was artificially inseminated with Brads sperm. Apparently it is the popular thing to do these days!
Brangelinas twins were the result of the old turkey baster too you nutty people.

Posted at 7:09PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by memfrica

6. Why is TMZ riding Clay? You would think Harvey who is an open gay would show more respect to another gay that wants to be a parent.

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by me

7. `Your attempts at humor, as usual, have failed!

Posted at 9:07PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by SamanthaD

8. LMAO! This is a funny post.

Posted at 8:07PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Kelli

9. These comments r nasty!!...funny though! I feel bad that he is having to endure all this crap from the tabloids and internet. Really immature .

Posted at 7:47PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by poor Clay!

10. Yo #6, Clay isn't gay

Posted at 7:52PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Kelly Clarkson

11. Harvey, Have you seen the size of Clay's....feet? Huge. You wear size 5 1/2, I presume?

You guys are really grasping at straws, to make up a story. TMZ should be short-lived, at this rate. Veracity does count, ya know:)

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Carol

12. From what his fans have seen (and photographed) in concert , Clay might measure right up there with Big Brown. :)

Posted at 10:12AM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Jennie

13. #8 what leads you to believe Clay is straight?? Normal people can tell at a glance Clay is light in the loafers. When all is said and done what does it really matter if Clay is queer?? You either like his music or not and his sexual orientation is a moot point.

Posted at 8:04PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Big Bear

14. Even better is that thoroughbreds have to do it the natural way. They don't allow artificial insemination for race horses. Poor Clay, everyone will know his kid was conceived in a petree dish with sperm collected in a plastic cup and donor eggs. I think there's more love with the horses than this poor science experiment of a kid.

Posted at 8:02PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by jodie

15. Yes, but is Clay's furlong is as large as his big brown?

Posted at 8:08PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by chicken o\\\'stripper

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