Jamie Lynn's Quadruple Wide

31. You know you are a Redneck when: the dog and kid go missing and the first place you look is under the house, your dirty used Escalade is worth more than your brand new home and one good hurricane and the property value go up along with the roof off the house.

Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by chicken stripper

32. Oh, please, #'s 14 and 18, get over yourselves!
I know condoms break - but what's the little tramp doing spreading her legs
in the first place? I stand by what I said. She's not smart and is another
horrible Spears "role model".

Posted at 4:31PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by LWood

33. dang tmz that trailer comment sure sucks even for your standard. I'm not a spears fan, but my kids watch zoey 101 and i pray that things continue to go well for her. She obviously does not want the press so why not leave her alone and go after those pap hungry wannabe so called stars like paris and such

Posted at 4:44PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Rachel

34. That is a very cute first home! I know she has a lot of money but at least she is spending it wisely, so far.

Posted at 4:34PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Shelby

35. The house appears to be a step up from a double wide, perhaps a Habitat for Humanity home.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by nola

36. The reason for why TMZ is obsessively hounding Jamie Lynn is because Harvey Levin came onto her a few years ago (when she was REALLY underage), and she told him to go f**k himself. Now, that sub-human pathetic excuse for a sack of protoplasm named Harvey is on a wild-eyed, drooling vendetta and has vowed to destroy Jamie Lynn if it's the last thing he ever does.

Posted at 5:14PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by We've got your number, Harvey

37. Here we go again with the stupid southern digs at Jamie. Why? Not every person in the south lives in a mobile home with wheels. If I lived in the south I would be insulted. Your hillbilly talk is getting a bit stale. In fact you whole site is getting stale. It is a sad day when TMZ reporters have nothing better than bother a 17 yr old girl who is pregnant and trying to make a home for her baby by buying a home that obviously isn't up to TMZs expectations. Or is it that the home is better than what a TMZ reporter can afford.I bet all the other unwed 17 year olds wish they could provide for their babies like JamieLynn is trying. Back off.

Posted at 5:23PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by DJW

38. LWood, would you rather she was like alot of pregnant teens and used abortion as abirt6h control? So she was 16 when she got pregnant, she seems to be making the best of her situation and doing the right thing for her baby. I was 17 when I had my son and I have done my best for my son, he has had a good life and I have been a good mom to him. Funny thing is, I think Jamie Lynn will make a better mom, as an unwed teen than her sister who was married and in her twenties.

Posted at 7:08PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by Megan

39. Congrats to them - the house is fine (many in this world would love a home like that - I'm sure even some of you tmz staffers) - they are being responsible (now) so why not give them a break and leave them alone? You make fun of them shopping at WalMart, make fun of the house they buy, and I'm really wondering why. Time to find someone else to pick on - these are two normal kids who are dealing with a situation that they found themselves in and as far as I can tell, they are dealing with it quite nicely. Now leave them alone.

Posted at 7:38PM on Jun 2nd 2008 by HUH?

40. Has it occurred to you oxymorons that this nice house was purchased by Casey and Jaime on his good name and credit? Why does it have to be Jaime buying a house for them. Personally, I enjoy visiting the State of Louisiana. I like this house. Best wishes Casey and Jaime!

Posted at 12:11AM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Shirley

41. Leave the girl alone.

Posted at 10:53AM on Jun 3rd 2008 by jcg

42. You people are crazy! This is a 3000 sq ft home with siding! And it's not by her mother in Kentwood, it is almost 40 mins away. The home cost 345,000.... People down here are so sick and fed up with all the remarks and jokes ya'll (yes I said YA"LL) make. You are no better than anyone else!! I live in Kentwood, drive a 45,000 vehicle and wear Chanel sunglasses. People down here are not POOR or HICKISH!!! The media makes us look like freakin idiots down here. What about all the thugs and drug dealers ya'll have in the area you live in?! You people need to stop thinking ya's crap doesn't stink and come back to planet earth!! If you had the media and cameras in your faces 24/7, I think ya might would act the way some stars do.

Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Ashley

43. 38. Has it occurred to you oxymorons that this nice house was purchased by Casey and Jaime on his good name and credit? Why does it have to be Jaime buying a house for them. Personally, I enjoy visiting the State of Louisiana. I like this house. Best wishes Casey and Jaime!
Posted at 12:11AM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Shirley

I agree with you, Shirley. However, I have one small point: I think that the word that you meant to use is simply "morons".

"oxymoron" == a self-contradictory phrase, such as "eloquent silence" or my favorites, "military intelligence" and "U.S. economy"

Posted at 9:25AM on Jun 4th 2008 by The once and future gobsmacker

44. 40. You people are crazy! This is a 3000 sq ft home with siding! And it's not by her mother in Kentwood, it is almost 40 mins away. The home cost 345,000.... People down here are so sick and fed up with all the remarks and jokes ya'll (yes I said YA"LL) make. You are no better than anyone else!! I live in Kentwood, drive a 45,000 vehicle and wear Chanel sunglasses. People down here are not POOR or HICKISH!!! The media makes us look like freakin idiots down here. What about all the thugs and drug dealers ya'll have in the area you live in?! You people need to stop thinking ya's crap doesn't stink and come back to planet earth!! If you had the media and cameras in your faces 24/7, I think ya might would act the way some stars do.
Posted at 4:32PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Ashley

Ashley, I support what you are saying and totally agree with you.

The problem is that TMZ, and especially Harvey Levin, don't care that their mean, gratuitous insults are unfair and based on falsehoods. For them, the most important thing is to engage in controversy and get lots of people to read and post here, because this increases ad revenue for TMZ. If hits can be generated on this site by letting the world see Harvey and his crew for who they actually are, that is to say ignorant, sub-human bigots, then TMZ is more than happy.

As for Harvey himself, he is nothing more than a petty, hate filled, vengeance seeking animal. He loves engaging in character assassination. Also, he has some sort of "thing" for Jamie Lynn ... he can't seem to control his wild-eyed, drooling lust to destroy her, and he tries to do so any chance he gets.

Posted at 9:43AM on Jun 4th 2008 by Harvey Levin Never will get to heaven

45. JAMIE PLANNED THIS PREGNACY! She fell in love with Britneys babies !
She loved holding them, loving them, feeding them, playing mom to
them, thanking Jesus Christ for them. When K-Turd took the babies
away from Britney he also took them away from Jamie and she did not
like that one bit ! Jamie has accomplished more in her life than most
Women and Men do in a life time. WHO THE HELL RU ? Jamies already been
there done that, went back did it again and did it better than you !
Now that she's achived more success in her chossen field than 99% of
men and women twice her age she wants to take a break and start a
family with the financial security she can now provide. Every
Civilized culture in recorded history owes thier populations to Moms
Jamie Lynns age and younger. Women getting pregnant after their mid
twenties is ABNORMAL and UNNATURAL. The average "twenty something"
"thirty something" pregnancy requires massive amounts of medical "CUT
& GUT resources that Women Jamies age have never needed throughout
recorded history because their NATURAL and NORMAL strengths allow
them to survive child birth. So many Women are intimidated by
"YOUNGER WOMEN" that Jamies baby is a deadly threat to mental
illnesses feminists promoted to convince Women Husbands and Babies
demean Women and must have the lowest priority in any Womans life. A
Womans youthful beauty and youthful energy are not for falling in
love and having babies it's for waging war against Men. After Women
have squandered their youth and life energy rebelling against
Motherhood and Men most Women don't have the strength to have a
normal natural child birth without ABNORMAL & UNNATURAL "CUT & GUT" .
These Women mis-led by the false promises of feminism just end up
feeling empty inside. TRUST ME, JAMIE DOES NOT
FEEL EMPTY INSIDE.
We should all hope she has a healthy baby and life with much more
happiness than sorrow. Jamie Lynn is living proof the Women of Jamie
Lynns generation have been polarized by the fallout of feminism which
made false promises of "NEW & IMPROVED HAPINESS" in exchange for
Women organizing and destroying the "OLD HAPPINESS" of traditional
male family values. Someone needs to tell Jamie Lynn C-section cut &
gut is the new feminist birth right and many people need the income
and employment. 40 IS THE NEW 14, MENOPAUSE IS THE NEW PUBERTY and
Jamie Lynns generation is dealing a deadly blow to these new false
realities and false values. Is it Mens fault that natural child
birth grows more dangerous and difficult with age and Men should have
dedicated every breath to providing Women with hip bone genetic
modifications that make Womens hips separate like a snakes mouth
separates for wide loads at any age, thus making the time line of
Womens reproductive viability more equal to Mens as long as the Woman
has her eggs harvested and frozen and put into storage in her teens to
get preggers in her sixties . On the other hand maybe Jamie Lynn has
only one life and should use her own heart and mind to do whats best
for her knowing that she, not us, will reap the rewards or sorrow of
her decisions. One CUT & GUT costs almost exactly the same as the
cost of raising the average person to the age of 18, VAINITY THY
NAME IS WOMAN.

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 4th 2008 by JEN2K