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Kirstie Alley's Diabolical Diet

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!



Tags: Celebrity Weight Lost, CelebrityWeightLost, Jenny Craig, JennyCraig, Kirstie Alley, KirstieAlley, Scientology

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31. I lost my appetite lookingat that picture. If that's her weight loss plan, then it's working.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by KJ

32. She should join Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig does not teach you how to eat in the real world. Only their food.
WW is a good process for life.

Posted at 1:15PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by LT

33. Kirstie is exactly where she wants to be. She has said many times before that she likes food. She knows the consequences, both personally and professionally. Critics don't care about her health - that's never mentioned. It's the way she LOOKS that bothers you - and only you.

Posted at 2:47PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by OWell

34. I think someone should eat Denise Richards.

Posted at 1:19PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by South Texas Cutie

35. kj~HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted at 1:31PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

36. It's been proven over and over again that diets don't work, they are all scam and no matter what a person will gain weight anyway even if he is going to exercise 24/7. What really works is a life style change and the answer is FA. It's not for everyone but that 12 step program works, it works and it brought back many hopeless and discouraged people to their best lives. Check it out!

Posted at 1:34PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by diets don't work

37. I volunteer to eat Denise Richards!!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Hungry

38. Oh Enoough! I could see if Kirstie was in her twenties, thirties or forties. She looks alright for her woman her age. Let her enjoy her food.

Posted at 2:11PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by stop it Nick....

39. look at those ankles! she looks like an elephant.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by sfgdd

40. Poor kirstie, leave her alone. One way or another we all now what its like to go up and down on weight. Its a daily struggle for a lot of us!

Posted at 2:59PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by mln

41. hmmmmm wonder why Scientology isn't helping her with her weight loss? I have a theory: Kirstie is a typical emotional eater. Scientology is all about achieving higher states of consciousness by giving more and more money. Kirstie has given all of her money to Scientology to try and achieve something she will never get, which has probably has caused her an enormous amount of emotional distress; she overeats to deal with the frustration AND she has no money to develop her weight loss system cuz she gave it all to Scientology

Either that, or she's one of them Crazy Cruise Scientologists and no investor in his right mind would go near her.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Anna Molly

42. looks like christie actually ate jenny craig herself

Posted at 3:16PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Bob Booie

43. please come back to tv or film we miss you

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by janet

44. Chicken Stripper, Thats not Cheetos orange. Thats Wise Barbecue Chips orange.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Aunty Patica

45. The picture looks a little bit squashed but she's obviously gained a lot of weight really fast.

I actually think TMZ might be on to something here when it comes to the theory about Kirstie gaining weight so she can lose weight on her supposed diet plan and give her testimonial about how it works.

I'm going to peel myself off the floor now. I can't believe I actually agreed with something TMZ came up with.

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by MH

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