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Kirstie Alley's Diabolical Diet

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!



Tags: Celebrity Weight Lost, CelebrityWeightLost, Jenny Craig, JennyCraig, Kirstie Alley, KirstieAlley, Scientology

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61. Clearly, you do not understand food addiction if you think it's about the money.
Leave her alone.

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by GIn

62. I'LL BET ALL YOU NEGATIVE PEOPLE LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY AND THINK YOU ARE REALLY SOMETHING. WELL GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE NOT ! YOU'RE UGLY AND ROTTEN INSIDE AND OUT.

Posted at 9:58PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by fat likes to hang around

63. So? She looks more like 75 percent of the REAL women in the world now. Leave her alone...just cuz she's famous doesn't mean she has to be a size 2. I prefer people who aren't perfect anyway - they're too hard to impress otherwise.

Posted at 11:02PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by MaggieB

64. look at those canckles!!! she has congestive heart failure

Posted at 7:10AM on Jun 4th 2008 by victor

65. SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE IS CARRYING BODY ODORS. SHE IS A FUNKY FAT PIG

Posted at 11:32PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by That is NASTY

66. She'll have gastric bypass so she won't be able to eat much anymore. (Plus, she's already admitted that she loves food and hates to exercise, so she'll need something to jump-start a serious weight-loss regimen.) She'll lose a TON of weight (no pun intended) and will be hyping her diet the entire time. People will believe it and buy into it, even though they will lack the "active ingredient" - the surgery. She'll look great - very similar to what she used to look like in the '80s - and we'll hear about it ad nauseam, ad infinitum. Whether she keeps the weight off, I don't know - some people who have the surgery gain some/most of the weight back and, depending on which surgery they have, stretch the new "pouch" to a size that's comparable to the old one. If she's thin - "Cheers" thin (or maybe even "Star Trek" thin) - by next spring, I'm confident it'll be as a result of gastric bypass.

Posted at 12:08AM on Jun 4th 2008 by twocents

67. If the way her lower legs look is accurate, I'd say she might have some kind of circulatory problem. Even for someone heavy that doesn't seem right.

Posted at 12:38AM on Jun 4th 2008 by risky

68. Oh, yeah, lose the weight, gain it back...lose it again, gain it back, yeah. Um, didn't some other dude do that and is now VERY DEAD? Luther somebody...

Posted at 2:09AM on Jun 4th 2008 by Sir Patty

69. I dun no,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,this looks like a very old picture to me, before Jenny Craig. You pulling our leg, TMZ?

Posted at 12:10PM on Jun 4th 2008 by whatever

70. She is a great Actress who can afford to eat anything she wants. And old enough to do what She wants. But, If could afford a Chef and a Trainer I would go that route asap!! "risky" is right about the circulation problem.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 4th 2008 by She is a great Actress

71. Yes, Here we go again....the Jenny Craig diet does work to lose weight; problem is after the "DIET" you have to make lifestyle changes. Many people spend big bucks on these quick fix solutions only to regain the weight plus usually more!
The newest big buck thing is now Bariactric Surgery...By the way its free for those of you on Wefare; free for you not the working tax payer. Same problem is still here; the weight should come off but, lifestyle changes MUST be taken! Under educated people don't seem to get it go ahead with the surgery only to fail in the end.....weight not lost, infections (sometimes death) There's no quick fix that works! Even those who make the changes needed will struggle their whole lives trying to stay on tract!

Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 5th 2008 by blue

72. Kirsty, I've been a fan for years. Keep trying, sweetie! Keeping weight off is the hardest thing to do in the world. And TMZ is no better than the Enquirer or any of those other trash rags out there. The saddest thing is, the guy who owns it USED to be a pretty good lawyer. I guess he makes more money trashing people than defending them. How sad you have become....

Posted at 2:01PM on Jun 6th 2008 by somebodylovesme

73. EEEEEW! CANKLES

Posted at 6:44PM on Jun 7th 2008 by SO.....

74. Did anyone else see the calves on that fat pig?? How could she do that to herself?? When she was thin she was a hot number!!!! She looked great after she recently lost weight and was getting her body in good shape. The poor lady has lost the weight battle and needs some kind of help. Kirstie should not eat Ben & Jerrys ice cream by the 5 gallon bucket!!!!

Posted at 9:44PM on Jun 7th 2008 by Big Bear

75. She is beautiful, successful, talented, and raising children by herself. Fat? In the end does that even matter?

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 11th 2008 by guy

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