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Kirstie Alley's Diabolical Diet

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.

After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!



Tags: Celebrity Weight Lost, CelebrityWeightLost, Jenny Craig, JennyCraig, Kirstie Alley, KirstieAlley, Scientology

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76. She s a mess with a big bad ass mouth..I NEVER liked her and she s a pig always will be..She does not love herself or something weird or does not give a rip..I hope she disapears

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 11th 2008 by oiu La laiy

77. I think Kirstie gained more than the 75 pounds that she lost, I mean look at those ankles,
the fat face, the big old gaping mouth. She is to lazy to start her own slim down program,
cuz she she is busy eating like the slob that she is. Being fat is not a way to live and that
ain't self respect, let's start of with a shower and a change of pants, then get back to Jenny
Craig.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jun 13th 2008 by BOEING 787

78. Methings that the little alien lifeform inhabiting Kristie is a hungry one,...maybe even vaprozid aliens can have eating disorders,...I'll bet when you look at her e-meter ( B.S. device that scientolo-whacks say measures the negative alien energy) it reads "Please Add Butter".

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 13th 2008 by slapshot55

79. i dont care what any body says SHE"S Still Hotter than the flam's N Hell To Be Heavy or Not To Be she's still a FOX !.

Posted at 2:50PM on Jun 16th 2008 by Brother Stone

80. I THINK PEOPLE SHOULD JUST GET OFF HER BACK I AM LIKE HER FIGHTING A WEIGHT PROBLEM AND IT ISNT EASY WITH MEAN PEOPLE LIKE THE PAPARATZIES AROUND CRITISIZING EVERYTHING U DO AND ITS NOT LIKE PEOPLE LOOSE THE WEIGHT OVER NIGHT IT TAKES A LONG TIME SO WHY DOESNT EVERYONE JUST LEAVE THE POOR WOMAN ALONE AND I BELIEVE SHE CAN DO IT

Posted at 12:02AM on Jun 18th 2008 by KAT

81. HA HA!! boy she sure did plump up again. oh well, who cares. she looks like a butt anyway.

Posted at 3:27PM on Jul 25th 2008 by The Kid

82. I personally love Kirstie as an actress.. shame on you for criticizing her battle with weight. All of you who have chosen to ridicule I can almost guarantee are lazy s.o.b.'s!!!! So think of that next time you mock Kirstie or anyone for that matter!

Posted at 4:00PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Jennifer

83. guy's come on. there are some illness's that could be making her retain fluid. clearly her legs are swollen so maybe thats the case. she could be taking a certain medication that makes you gain weight, or slows down your metabolism making it harder to lose weight. we don't know whats going on with her so it's really unfair to make fun of her!!!!

Posted at 4:29PM on Jul 25th 2008 by blue_eyed_devil_amanda

84. THIS IS NOT A RECENT PICTURE, YOU TMZ GUYS ARE JUST AS BAD AS THAT GUY FROM THE NEW YORKER THAT FABRICATED ALL THOSE STORIES TO GET A PAYCHECK... YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS.

Posted at 7:41PM on Jul 25th 2008 by Victor

85. It's not how much anyone weighs; it's whether or not they are happy with themselves. When you can pull the beam from your own eye, and then play ophthalmologist on others
And to those that believe that a woman has to look like a little boy with boobs, maybe that's because you are attracted to little boys? Or is it your husband that is?
Leave the lady alone.

Posted at 8:47PM on Jul 27th 2008 by Jubal

86. TALKING ABOUT HER NASTILY IS LIKE US SAYING TO YOU HARVEY GROW SOME MORE HAIR AND GET A LITTLE TALLER. YOU CAN'T HELP THAT YOU ARE BALD AND SHORT. YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE AND BY THE WAY MAYBE YOUR SHORT COMMINGS ARE THE REASON YOU FEEL THE NEED TO SLAM EVERYBODY ON YOUR WEBSITE FOR THEIR PERSONAL APPEARANCE RATHER THAN JUST REPORT WHATS UP. TMZ IS VERY NASTY TO CELEBS EVEN WHEN THEY DO NOTHING WRONG. SLAMMING THE WAY SOMEONE LOOKS IS UN CALLED FOR HARVEY SHORT FAT BALD LITLLE BOY!!!

Posted at 11:43PM on Jul 25th 2008 by TINA

87. none of you know what she is going through...most people with weight problems have faught the ups and downs all their lives just because hollywood says you are supposed to be thin doesn't mean you have to be....get past the looks........who are you to judge her anyway

Posted at 12:16AM on Jul 26th 2008 by dingy77

88. She is sexy no matter what she weighs !

Posted at 7:50AM on Jul 30th 2008 by Bill S

89. It is shameful to put up old pictures like that as though they are current just to try to sell a few magazines. Even worse are all the people who believe these are current photos. These pictures were on the front page of National Enquirer 2 years ago or more, BEFORE she even started Jenny Craig.

Posted at 5:44AM on Jul 26th 2008 by FireBride

90. It is sad so much commentary is wasted on someone gaining weight. Kirstie and Valerie are both beautiful woman no matter what they weigh. It is so bad society puts so much emphasis on women being skinny, God made women to have curves and shape. And I say women, these are not underfed females with stick legs and arms, no butt or breasts. As a guy, I think Valerie and Kirstie are what women should be. If they gain a few pounds and lose them, so be it.

Posted at 8:40AM on Jul 26th 2008 by chrisjackson, ms

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