Kirstie Alley's Diabolical Diet

"Fat Actress" star Kirstie Alley clearly hasn't seen Jenny lately, but there could be a Machiavellian reason.
Kirstie Alley
After losing over 75 Scientolopounds on Jenny Craig, Kirstie said she was planning to start her very own slim down system that she'd launch next year. But these days it's clear ... Kirstie isn't taking her own medicine.

But how's this for a theory -- she can't sell a weight loss program if there's no dramatic before and after fresh in people's minds. So she balloons up, then slims down, and then sells tons (you'll pardon the expression) of her magic weight loss stuff.

Genius!

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Cheryl Ladd: 'Memba Her?!


In the '70s, Cheryl Ladd became famous for replacing Farrah Fawcett on "Charlie's Angels." Guess what she looks like now!
Cheryl Ladd

Celebs Swappin' Spit


A kiss is just a kiss ... until it is snapped by a paparazzo! And for some of these stars, the kiss isn't quite the same as it is in movies.
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Celeb Rehab: Before and After


Sometimes the stars just need a day to collect themselves and relax ... and sometimes they need 30 days! Check out the stars before -- and after -- an extended stay at Hotel 12 Step.
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Xtina: For a Good Time, Ditch Hubby!


Christina Aguilera had a crazy night at LAX in Vegas this weekend -- whenever her husband wasn't around.
Christina Aguilera: Click to watch
While the "Dirrty" bird bounced all over her cute blonde friend, Jordy parked in their booth. Even Verne Troyer looked like he was having more fun ... and he was flipping everyone off.

Pregnant Celebs -- Before and After


Some of Hollywood's moms just bounce back after giving birth, but others... Well some of them aren't as fortunate.
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Brangy Baby Pics Will Fetch Fortune


The bidding for the Brangelina twins pics has reached a whopping $15 million -- and will probably go a lot higher.

Our magazine spies tell us only PEOPLE and OK! are left standing in the bidding war. One spy says the pics are so valuable they would "print blank pages" the rest of year to get them.

Can a weekly mag actually recoup all that cash? Probably not, but it doesn't matter. The prestige is what counts.

No deal has been inked yet. Brad's peeps didn't return our calls. A PEOPLE rep says, "We'd love to see the photos in PEOPLE. We wish the family well" OK!'s rep refused to address a dollar figure, but admits they'd be "foolish" not to make a play for the photos.

We're told the $$$$ Brad and Angie get will go to charity.

CRAZY!!

Reader Comments

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46. KIRSTIE MAY HAVE FOUND A "CASH COW"? HELL, SHE IS A COW! IF SHE COULD ACT AS WELL AS SHE CAN LARD OUT SHE MIGHT HAVE WON AN OSCAR AND SOME OF THE SELF-RESPECT THAT GOES WITH ITS ACCOMPLISHMENT. SHE IS ONE "PIG" THAT I COULD NEVER IMAGINE ANYONE "PORKING"!

Posted at 6:52PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ROLLSGUY

47. How is Kirstie's up and down weight any different than Winfrey's? Nobody bashes Oprah and she does it with a trainer and chef... things the average person could not possibly afford, and then expects us to cheer for her and identify with her! I don't think so. At least Kirstie is honest about it.

Posted at 6:55PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by GKM

48. HOW IRONIC! HER LAST NAME IS ALLEY AND SHE IS SO BIG SHE CAN'T EVEN FIT DOWN ONE!

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ROLLSGUY

49. 3. Would someone please take Kirstie Alley somwhere and lock her up. She is the most disgusting person I have ever seen. She should be kept out of the line of vision of everyone. She is just an ugly pig.

Posted at 2:55PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by etta

Hey Etta!!! Kristie can lose weight!!! But you're always going to be a RUDE PREJUDICED BIGOT!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:56PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by GKM

50. GUYS! IF U R CONTACTED BY ANY OF THE LADIES THAT DEFEND KIRSTIE, BEWARE! I BET THEY ARE AS BIG AS SHE IS AND ALL RELATE TO HER AS A "ROLL "MODEL (NOT TO LEAVE OUT THE BISCUITS AND GRAVY EITHER), BUT THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS SHE MAKES MONEY OFF OF HER HEFT AND GIRTH, WHEREAS THE DEFENDERS CAN ONLY GET UP OFF THE SOFA TO GO TO THE STORE AND USE THE CENTS OFF COUPONS TO BUY CHIPS AND ICE CREAM!

Posted at 7:05PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ROLLSGUY

51. GUYS! IF U R CONTACTED BY ANY OF THE LADIES THAT DEFEND KIRSTIE, BEWARE! I BET THEY ARE AS BIG AS SHE IS AND ALL RELATE TO HER AS A "ROLL "MODEL (NOT TO LEAVE OUT THE BISCUITS AND GRAVY EITHER), BUT THE BIG DIFFERENCE IS SHE MAKES MONEY OFF OF HER HEFT AND GIRTH, WHEREAS THE DEFENDERS CAN ONLY GET UP OFF THE SOFA TO GO TO THE STORE AND USE THE CENTS OFF COUPONS TO BUY CHIPS AND ICE CREAM!

Posted at 7:02PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by ROLLSGUY

52. I hope if this isn't true that she is able to sue who ever wrote this stupid tale.

Posted at 7:03PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Me

53. Why doesn't everyone just grow up and leave the celebs alone? Get your on lives, who cares if Kirstie Alley is big or skinny, HALF OF AMERICA IS FAT GET OVER IT.

Posted at 11:49AM on Jun 4th 2008 by mommajo

54. Wow! you all really like to kick someone when they are down, i guess thats because you are all perfect, no flaws, no problems, no skeletons in your closet, give kristie a break, yeah she's fallen off the diet wagon, but she'll get it under control, but i guess according to all of you unless you are a skinny "B" you don't have anything to offer the world....right.

grow up

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Janine

55. Have any of you ever thought that most of these pics are old, and/or faked??? They are also using people who look like celebs and saying they are the actual person. TMZ is a rag, just like the Enquier, Globe, etc. do you always beleive every thing you see and hear at these b.llsh.t sites? If so i have some land for sale,lol.

Posted at 7:16PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by 1BADMAMAWOLF

56. Kirsty - no matter what you are a beautiful person. Just because you might not be a skinny minny - you are a great actress
and what I saw once you are a wonderful mother. You're still one of my very favorite actresses. If you do have a weight-loss
product that will others, that's great, too, regardless of whether or not you have a monetary benefit. I've been trying to get
back to my size 10 for years now, and well, it just ain't gonna happen. Even if it did it wouldn't matter because I did lose
40 pounds and my husband didn't even notice, but that's because he doesn't care about me and hasn't since I gained the 40
pounds. I now know that thed only unconditional love is between mothers/fathers and children. Other than that forget about it. But back to you, it's our health we should be more concerned with rather than how we look to others. I hope no one said anything nasty about you, because payback can hurt. You are beautiful.

Posted at 7:19PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by empathic

57. It is apparent that Kristy struggles with her weight...just like millions of others out there. Lighten up on her...she is still a beautiful actress. It is sad so many people think that overweight people are not attractive...how shallow!!

Posted at 8:53PM on Jun 4th 2008 by Spl Tchr

58. So I wonder how many of you ragging on Kristie have the perfect body? Is it really our business what the hell she looks like?
Hello.....NO. Leave her alone and lets worry about something more important.

Posted at 7:58PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by Vic

59. This is an old photo from before Jenny Craig! Don't believe everything shown to you.

Posted at 7:55PM on Jun 3rd 2008 by KZ

60. Too bad there was not some sort of brain survey doctors to do so the brain tells our body to burn more calories.

Posted at 8:21PM on Jun 4th 2008 by Andie

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