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Jason Statham Poo-Poo's Pappers

6/5/2008 6:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jason Statham's got one way to get the pappers off his back -- make 'em think they stepped in dog crap!

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hot snot    

i LOVE LOVE LOVE that sexy b@st@rd! holy moly....MEOW!!!

2239 days ago
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UCanLipThis    

I don't know why but I ABSOLUTELY Love Jason Statham.. he is one hunky man!!!

2239 days ago
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Colo.Girl    

Mmmmm! Me too, UCanLipThis. He's yummy.

2239 days ago
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Colo.Girl    

Better watch it paps.. he'll kick your butts!!

2239 days ago
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.....marlene    

Who is this guy???

2239 days ago
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Lucyczr    

Jason Statham Transports me to a gooooood place

2239 days ago
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MomV4    

EVERYBODY: RIGHT NOW: RENT "SNATCH" with Brad Pitt and Jason, or download it or something. He's hilarious and, yes, very, very easy on the eyes and ears. mmmmmmmmmmm........... :) The movie is hilarious and done by Guy Ritchie, Madonna's husband. Bon Appetit!

2239 days ago
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Yohan    

F**k all bald people.

2239 days ago
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Dan    

Too lazy to google today but merely another of the 100's of anonymous people TMZ post's about.

I have NO IDEA who this guy is..

2239 days ago
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divajulia    

Jason Statham is bloody gorgeous.

2239 days ago
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Make It Right!!    

LOVE HIM! YUMMY! He was also in The Transporter and Transporter 2 for you action flick guys...

2239 days ago
12.

Never inked up!    

This man makes me go weak in the...... lets just say knees because I would need soap in my mouth if I used the words I really wanted to! One of the couple men in Hollywood I just could never resist! Let me rub that lovely head of his, all of his heads for that matter!

Oh man, he is sooooooo lickable! I'd do him and do him and do him..........

2238 days ago
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hot snot    

YES momv4 - Snatch OR Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. both Guy Ritchie films and both Fantastic! Snatch is my all time favorite. Meow, he is Turkish in that and that is where i first fell in lust with him.

2238 days ago
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moi    

I love this guy. Total badass, great martial artist. His movies aren't Oscar-worthy, but the fun popcorn flick you watch while drunk. So hot, too...

2238 days ago

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