Jason Statham Poo-Poo's Pappers

Jason Statham's got one way to get the pappers off his back -- make 'em think they stepped in dog crap!


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1. i LOVE LOVE LOVE that sexy b@st@rd! holy moly....MEOW!!!

Posted at 5:40PM on Jun 5th 2008 by iowa girl

2. I don't know why but I ABSOLUTELY Love Jason Statham.. he is one hunky man!!!

Posted at 5:48PM on Jun 5th 2008 by UCanLipThis

3. Mmmmm! Me too, UCanLipThis. He's yummy.

Posted at 6:13PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Colo.Girl

4. Better watch it paps.. he'll kick your butts!!

Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Colo.Girl

5. Who is this guy???

Posted at 6:32PM on Jun 5th 2008 by M.B.

6. Jason Statham Transports me to a gooooood place

Posted at 6:42PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Lucyczr

7. Hotest man ever! Next to Harvey

Posted at 8:00PM on Jun 5th 2008 by alicia

8. F**k all bald people.

Posted at 8:15PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Yohan

9. EVERYBODY: RIGHT NOW: RENT "SNATCH" with Brad Pitt and Jason, or download it or something. He's hilarious and, yes, very, very easy on the eyes and ears. mmmmmmmmmmm........... :) The movie is hilarious and done by Guy Ritchie, Madonna's husband. Bon Appetit!

Posted at 8:23PM on Jun 5th 2008 by MomV4

10. Too lazy to google today but merely another of the 100's of anonymous people TMZ post's about.

I have NO IDEA who this guy is..

Posted at 8:33PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Dan

11. LOVE HIM! YUMMY! He was also in The Transporter and Transporter 2 for you action flick guys...

Posted at 11:13PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Your AD Here!

12. Jason Statham is bloody gorgeous.

Posted at 12:17AM on Jun 6th 2008 by divajulia

13. This man makes me go weak in the...... lets just say knees because I would need soap in my mouth if I used the words I really wanted to! One of the couple men in Hollywood I just could never resist! Let me rub that lovely head of his, all of his heads for that matter!

Oh man, he is sooooooo lickable! I'd do him and do him and do him..........

Posted at 9:03AM on Jun 6th 2008 by Girl loves her some Jason

14. YES momv4 - Snatch OR Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. both Guy Ritchie films and both Fantastic! Snatch is my all time favorite. Meow, he is Turkish in that and that is where i first fell in lust with him.

Posted at 9:24AM on Jun 6th 2008 by iowa girl

15. I love this guy. Total badass, great martial artist. His movies aren't Oscar-worthy, but the fun popcorn flick you watch while drunk. So hot, too...

Posted at 10:26AM on Jun 6th 2008 by moi

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