Wonder Woman: Row, Row, Row Your Body

61. I have started writing letters to the advertiser's who put adds here, to ask them if they know just what kind of trashy sites they ad with. Then I tell them to check out TMZ, I hope this one gets to them. someday the ads will pull out and TMZ will be gone! This one is very sad, and to make fun of a death. Damn!

Posted at 2:29PM on Jun 5th 2008 by pebbles

62. You guys are hilarious!!!! There's nothing more entertaining than a great tag line about someone's unfortunate death. LOL LOL LOL....keep 'em coming TMZ! Can't wait for the next exploitation of someone's death..........

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Alan

63. to #50. please explain to me, again, how a woman's death is funny. i just don't quite get it.
by the way, if a close friend or relative of yours ever passes away, please let me know so that i can point at you and laugh and make tasteless jokes.

you're right, TMZ is not CNN but that doesn't excuse a post as tasteless as this one.

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 5th 2008 by DMLady

64.
let's be positive about this people;

at least NOW wonder woman can use
the pearl earrings for fishing lures....

Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

65. Brattus Rattus, it's a celebrity gossip blog, calm down...you need to find humor in things if you come around here. Endorphines are good for us.

For instance, yesterday evening I came home from work. I was the only one here and was going to grab a shower. I took off my pants and remembered I needed to check the mail. I looked out the window, saw nobody around and took one step out the door. (my mailbox is on the brick next to the door.) I reached into the mailbox and because it was such a windy day my door slammed shut. I was locked out standing there in my shirt and underwear. Neither one of the neighbors on both sides of me were home. I had no key, no phone and was hiding behind a bush going WHAT NOW!!

My only option was to climb my wood fence because the back door was open. I climbed up to the top and was trying to get my foot balanced on a post before I was going to jump down. I heard a car coming and panicked, rather than try and straddle myself and get hurt Idecided I was going down. Idid landed on my right knee. scraped up both legs and laid there for a few minutes before I waddled in the house. Now, my knee is swollen and I can hardly walk. I just wish someone could have taped it for me. It was like a bad episode of "I Love Lucy." Hope this makes you laugh, have a good day.

Posted at 2:33PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

66. No life preserver?

Posted at 2:32PM on Jun 5th 2008 by rachel

67. Excellent idea, pebbles. I see TMZ has even conveniently provided a list of advertisers. Thanks.

Posted at 2:32PM on Jun 5th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

68. Kelli = Jeffrey Dahmer Fan

Posted at 2:35PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Why?

69. i hope harvey's boyfriend is found buried in a shallow grave, and then we can all have a good laugh at the tag line "harvey keeps digging up dirt" while harvey is grieving the loss of someone he loved.

oh wait . . . i'm sorry . . . is that in bad taste???

i thought everything's just one big joke on tmz.

Posted at 2:36PM on Jun 5th 2008 by stella

70. Yea real nice TMZ your a bunch of a holes. Oh by the way was it a HULK or SPIDERMAN back pack

Posted at 2:38PM on Jun 5th 2008 by bob-o

71.
just wondering if DAHMER was ever
worried about botulism or salmonella ?

Posted at 2:39PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

72. #57
I guess you missed the comment...."The victim was wearing pearl earrings, a backpack and a raincoat, before Labor Day".....Before they changed it. I don't think the DC Comics line could piss this many people off!

Posted at 2:40PM on Jun 5th 2008 by IP Freely

73. #70: Neither are carried in the male testicle.

Posted at 2:42PM on Jun 5th 2008 by rachel

74. Humor is what keeps us SANE and stops us (or at least me) from seeing the depressing world we live in and still having a worthwhile life.

Obviously you guys haven't read the Darwin Awards. Death CAN be funny!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jun 5th 2008 by kitkat

75. Why? I don't get it but that's ok. Have a great day!

Posted at 2:44PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli