Wonder Woman: Row, Row, Row Your Body

Lynda Carter called 911 after discovering a body in the Potomac River.
Lynda Carter
Carter was out canoeing yesterday when she spotted a woman's body floating face down in the river. She called D.C. police, but did not call DC Comics.

The victim was wearing pearl earrings, a backpack and a raincoat.

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Tags: DC Police, DcPolice, lynda carter, LyndaCarter, Potomac River, PotomacRiver, Wonder Woman, WonderWoman

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76. Kelli,

How does your situation compare to what I wrote? I have a healthy sense of humor - not a sick or degrading one.

Telling me to calm down? I wasn't angry just stating this site isn't what it used to be. You typing about your adventures of being locked out...totally funny minus hurting yourself. I did the same thing except I had to go over to my neighbor almost naked to ask them for my spare key. Some woman dying - not so much. Some woman with the biggest boobs I've ever seen - not funny but painful looking. Comparing people to animals - not funny to me.

Maybe I'm just older and don't see humor in bashing people for no reason. Some of the stuff I read here is funny. If I want total crap, I go to Perez Hilton. Maybe you are the one who needs to calm down and look in the mirror and tell yourself that death is not funny. Hurting people's feelings is not funny.

Or better yet, keep TMZ alive by feeding into laughing at the dead.

Posted at 2:46PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Brattus Rattus

77. You know, at first I thought TMZ brand of "reporting" was witty. Now I find it purely offensive. It's okay to make jokes about the "celebuthings" that are around to defend themselves. But to make cracks about a dead person is just sensationalistic journalism in poor taste. You people suck and I have no respect for Harvey or his crew of aspiring "Jerry Springers".

Posted at 2:46PM on Jun 5th 2008 by blackcoffee60613

78. Wow! This is a total lack of class. Wow! Someone just lost a daughter or a wife or a mom where's the humor? Not to mention the fact that is is totally traumatic what Ms. Carter just went through. I'm done with this site!

Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 5th 2008 by RF

79. yikes! I would freak out if i saw a dead body floating.

hey ilovecelebritycrap...i wouldn't be able to see what your sister did either, how frightening!

Posted at 2:47PM on Jun 5th 2008 by iowa girl

80. I did forget to add my dog wouldn't quit barking at me until I got up. You missed my point, who is laughing at the poor woman? Forget it...

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

81. Kelli,

THANK YOU! you couldn't have said it better. No one is laughing at this woman's tragic death. It's horrible! But I guess what I found humorous was the irony. I mean...Wonder Woman...come on!

Posted at 2:53PM on Jun 5th 2008 by kitkat

82.
along with an expired SAG card, does a current
fishing license qualify as an acceptable I.D. ?

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

83. kitkat...EXACTLY!!!

Posted at 2:56PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

84. OK gloryhole, your on a roll...I am applauding you.

Posted at 2:58PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

85. You are not thinking of the victim. Wonder Woman, Superman? Who cares. A real woman found a real dead body. It's tasteless and offensive that this story was posted. If the dead person was a family member, you'd be offended.

I understood your point. You posted a story that was funny. Just think how you would feel if some TMZ reporter took pictures and wrote that you had a big butt, were stupid or some kind of degrading remarks and hundreds of people commented on how stupid you were or made fun of your body or face. I can't be cruel like the TMZ staff or a lot of the people that post here but I hope you get my point.

Maybe working for the Marine Corps and knowing my friends are fighting and dying makes me look at life in a different perspective.

Since you took it upon yourself to respond to my post by trying to make me laugh, you succeeded. However, you failed miserably in trying to make me see this site as anything less than pathetic. It didn't used to be but it is now.

Posted at 3:05PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Brattus Rattus

86. But I do think I have a big butt, thats why I dropped like a sack of potatoes,.I couldn't bear the thought of anyone driving by staring at it. What woman thinks there butt isn't too big?

I get your point, I am just the type of person that tries to find the humor anyway I can. I watch the world news to get depressed. I come to TMZ to try and laugh.

My sympathies to this ladies family...

Posted at 3:12PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

87. It is pathetic that TMZ is trying to make money by adding to the
grief of this woman's loved ones. If it was my mother in the water,
and I read this it would send me over the edge. Unfortunately
because people like Kelli find it funny to laugh that someone's lost
a family member, they may make some money off it, but i doubt it. It
seems Kelli is the only sicko here that thinks it's funny (me thinks
Kelli is also kitkat).

Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli is a sicko

88.
ms. kelli;

you can drop to your knees like a sack of
potatoes in front of MY gloryhole anytime !

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

89. PLEASE APOLOGISE TO THIS WOMAN'S FAMILY TMZ. CAN YOU IMAGINE THE PAIN THEY FEEL READING THIS? WAS IT NECESSARY TO HURT THEM LIKE THIS FOR A LAUGH?

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 5th 2008 by apologise

90. HOLY CRAP! Whatever...going to ice my knee.

Posted at 3:22PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

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