Wonder Woman: Row, Row, Row Your Body

91. I would suggest that the folks who find TMZ offensive, visit alternate websites. I agree that DEATH is not amusing, especially when its a loved one. However, I for one visit TMZ to find the humor in an otherwise boring or comprimising situation...Irony can be funny and that is the side that TMZ was focusing on....not the woman's death. Lighten up, breath deeply and focus on being happy and seeing the lighter side of life. Don't be so quick to look at something and judge negatively. Move on...

Posted at 3:23PM on Jun 5th 2008 by #1cookfan

92.
ms. kelli;

surely you're
not FRIGID ?

Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

93. I strongly doubt this happened yesterday seeing as we had MASSIVE storms here in DC yesterday and it would have been impossible to go canoeing.

Posted at 3:30PM on Jun 5th 2008 by My name

94. She sounds pretty FRIGID to me..... Go drink a glass of red wine and take a bubble bath...relax...

Posted at 3:31PM on Jun 5th 2008 by #1cookfan

95. #1cookfan....

Please explain where the humorous irony is in making fun of the fact
that a woman found dead did not make great fashion choices? Please
explain that to us...most of us don't share your sick tendencies and
really don't get it.

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 5th 2008 by cookfan=sociopath

96. gloryhole, your losing your fan, knock it off huh? This is TMZ!! :P

Posted at 3:32PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

97. #1cookfan, I know who you are, later people...

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Kelli

98. Kelli & Cookfan,

We are so glad you enjoyed our story making fun of this woman's fashion choices.

Because you liked it so much we are trying to do a deal with the local morgue so we can cover many more of these stories for you, make fun of the fashion of dead moms and daughters.

TMZ

Posted at 3:36PM on Jun 5th 2008 by TMZ

99. I must admit...WONDER WOMAN, I'm NOT... :)

Posted at 3:37PM on Jun 5th 2008 by #1cookfan

100.
fair enough ms. K;

one for the road.

does wonder woman use the SAME wheels
on her boat trailer taken from her house ?

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 5th 2008 by gloryhole

101. Dear TMZ,

I am astonished at the angered respnse to this particular piece of journalism. Don't people reading this realize this is NEWS!?...AND clever quips to boot...I am agog. The issue here is not some "random" dead person who PS is not I repeat NOT a celebrity. The important piece of information we learn is that Linda Carter is still ALIVE.

Of course, if said "dead woman" WAS a celebrity THEN it would be a reason for everyone to react. And then as follows, the papparazzi could do their job and invade the lives of said dead celebrity's family and friends.

Which brings me to an interesting point and even a plea: to murders, be it onetime only's and up to and including serial killers, drug addicts (those of you that are on your last legs), potential suicide folk and folks that are the brink of bankruptcy, foreclosure, dying of some terrible form of cancer etc etc....you know who you are; before you embark on the deed (death, however it comes to you), could you do us all a favour and NOT do it in a celebrity zone..?? It just brings up all kinds of problems as we have just witnessed on this thread. And let's be honest the "dead person" is not important ..well maybe to their loved ones but not to us right? Why? Because, "they are not a Celebrity". The only TIME we should care is...? Come on kids...? "When, they are a DEAD celebrity"
I guess what I trying to say is: everyone just stick to your own. Celebrities die and be discovered by celebrities and regular people die and be discovered by YOUR own. Simple? Effective? Whew. Okay. I'm gonna go have a ham sandwich and a lie down.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 5th 2008 by CMAC

102. #33 Goldiloxx - actually, no the owner of this site is openly gay and has never been married.

the dude you are thinking of was Daniel Horowitz, and it was probably because harvey levin covered the story

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 5th 2008 by iowa girl

103. YOU MEAN WONDER WOMAN DIDN'T TRY TO JUMP IN AND HELP. LINDA CARTER IS A LOSER

Posted at 3:47PM on Jun 5th 2008 by Precious

104. Just think how you would feel if some TMZ reporter took pictures and wrote that you had a big butt, were stupid or some kind of degrading remarks

I'd go after them and get money!!!

lol

Posted at 3:48PM on Jun 5th 2008 by ......

105. This story isn't funny, but I do think it's neat how "Wonder Woman" discovered it. Too bad she didn't get there soon enough to resuscitate the victim :(

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 5th 2008 by perky