John Mayer: Balls in the Bag?

All that action Johnny boy is getting from Jennifer Aniston isn't makin' him grin, at least in public. He's gone from jokester to stiff.

He doesn't write, he doesn't call. Someone even called the cops yesterday. Careful, John. We don't want her turning you into another Tom Brady -- ERRAND BOY!!!!



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16. Be careful what you get yourself into. It may turn out to be a nightmare. The Jennifer nightmare. A talentless, aging, self-centered hag is NOT a good choice. Why she still makes movies, I don't know. She can't act. Watching her no-talent ass aging on camera is not worth the price of a movie. Get over yourself, bitch. We have.

Posted at 2:15PM on Jun 6th 2008 by boycott Aniston

17. I think this publicity stunt should be over any minute now, too. Reality sets in. He has to actually BE with the bitch. Nasty.

Posted at 2:20PM on Jun 6th 2008 by anonymous

18. I'm John's biggest fan: I guarantee you , he will not turn into another Tom Brady. He has no desire to be anyone's errand boy.
He's hiding his face because he's in the mood for privacy, pretty soon he will talk to the paps again and tell his usual funny jokes.

John- dump Jen, get with me, I'll treat you like a king.

Posted at 2:22PM on Jun 6th 2008 by blackandwhitegirl

19. John read most of the comments about him. Thats why he is hiding his face. Yesterday it was said that John is too friendly with the paps. So today he is hiding his face and calling the cops on you guys. Hey John you are a phony. I will not buy another concert ticket or album of yours. Since you became so phony. Jennifer Aniston is a 40 year old ugly desperate cow. No body wants that sick bit** but your dumb ass. How dare you get involve in that old bats fight with Brad and Ange. You should have told the PR people no way would you get involve in that sick mess. Now you look so stupid trying to compete with Brad Pitt for that sick cow you got. I didn't believe the Perez make out thing untill you got involve in this publicity stunt like you had something to hide. Now I totally believe you made out with Perez and you are gay. Just because you stand next to a women don't mean nothing ask the gay ex-gov. of New Jersey. The PR people don't want you to know it but your fans have lost a great amount of respect for you. You have become a major douche bag. I kind of like the name Douchifer for you and your desperate ho.

Posted at 2:34PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Tim

20. JEN NEEDS TO STOP WASTING HER TIME WITH THIS WIMP

Posted at 2:37PM on Jun 6th 2008 by JOHN MAYER IS QUEER

21. Which is Jen's house ? they both look nasty and run down.... I am sure he hired that car

Posted at 3:07PM on Jun 6th 2008 by anon

22. When a person can't get out of a car that is parked in their own driveway, the media has gone too far! I don't blame him one bit for being how he was... give the guy a little space!

Posted at 10:19PM on Jun 6th 2008 by mel

23. I bet Jen can act better then any of you and has all the money to prove, shut you broke A** mouth.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 6th 2008 by sandykay

24. Thats right hide your face you fake pathetic douche bag.You and that pathetic fake old revengefull witch you got.
Always sitting around crying about her ex. You will always be in Brads shadow. Doing that witches bidding. If you felt good about yourself you would not have gotten mixed up in all that Angelina/Brad baggage. Instead you sit there trying to help her fight that other couple. When Jen wither away to nothing you will to.

Posted at 6:06PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Mary

25. Is that a bodyguard or just his driver?

Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 6th 2008 by mayerfan

26. Yeah it takes a queer man to help Jen bitch fight Brad Pitt.

Posted at 6:11PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Sara

27. You people are warped. How can you hate someone you don't even know. I am amazed how many people call Jen an ugly, fat cow, etc., etc. Post your pictures. I bet you couldn't compete with Amy Winehouse let alone Jen Aniston. She has more talent and money that all of you anti-Jen creeps combined. Why so much hatred? Is your sick, twisted jealously that deep? Or, is it just that your lives are so pathetically boring and nonessential that you need to go online and trash someone you have never even met. I am a fan of Jen, yes, but even if I wasn't a fan of her work; I have seen her do nothing that deserves the comments people make. I am not a fan of Angelina, but I would never bash her the way I have read others do. If you don't like these women; go look at someone else.

And, as far as John Mayer goes; he's hot, hot, hot. GO JEN--HAVE A BLAST. And since when is a man doing things for a woman a bad thing?

Posted at 6:18PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Jen Fan

28. Jennifer Aniston is just an average actress who got very, very lucky by being on a hit TV show and had a rockin haircut that catapulted her to fame. Her haircut made her more famous than her acting! There aren't thousands and thousands and thousands of other actresses out there who can act on her level. She got rich when all the "FRIENDS" banded together in their negotiating. So, maybe she is a smart business woman, but NOT a great actress. She was making a million dollars an episode the last couple of years, with 26 episodes a year. She made as much money per year as Brad Pitt. But unlike Brad Pitt, who has actual acting abilites, she has and is being replaced by better, more proven box office actresses and will very shortly be out of work completely unless she goes back to TV and manages to find another good show. Her "Friends" royalties will make sure she never goes through financial hardships the rest of her life. John Mayer, on the other hand, actually has talent and can still muster up a solid career if he focuses on his music and he is a very charming (cheeky) and witty (intelligent) celebrity personality. At 30, he is still young and will grow tired of this older woman (cougar conquest) very soon and find someone who challenges him mentally and artistically. If he even wants a serious relationship! He may not! He may be another George Clooney who just wants the fun and frolic and once it comes to that committment level, he bails. The whole hanging with Courteney Cox deal was a PR sham as this coupling got such negative press, it took both parties by surprise and now they are trying to dignify it but no one is buying it...if they stay together and really do love eachother, both their fans will be forever disappointed in them. They are equal to Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Your AD Here!

29. Why the hell is he wearing a SCARF?

Posted at 6:44PM on Jun 6th 2008 by NYCGIRL

30. Ha, that's what I was just going to ask - a scarf? Anyway, Jen MADE Friends the blowout series that it was - w/o her it wouldn't have been anything. And ... if someone needs to dump someone ... she should dump him ... as she has already proven, she isn't desperate nor does she need a guy for her life to be complete - if so, she would have stayed with Brad and had like 8 kids by now. Jen is an independent woman - you idiots just can't take that, can yas??

Posted at 7:00PM on Jun 6th 2008 by Die Hard

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