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Dr. Laura Fills Cheating Prescription?

6/7/2008 3:40 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Dr. LauraThe super conservative radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger may put the smackdown on lazy parents, but some members of her yacht club are ready to lay down some smackin' on her!

Last weekend, Dr. Laura participated in a regatta run by the California Yacht Club. Sources tell us she accidentally sailed the wrong course because of a changed weather mark -- which gave her a 2nd place finish -- but she still refused to drop out of the race because it would hurt her chances of winning the competition! Maybe she was trying out for "Survivor."

Sources say Dr. Laura was competing in a series of races and anything less than second place would hurt her overall chances. They claim she initially would not hand over her title, but after many in the competition cried foul she reneged. For her part, Dr. Laura was never formally asked to withdraw from the race.

Dr. Laura's rep claims she withdrew from the race on her own, and she wasn't cheating -- it was a mistake, and she was happy to do the right thing.

Sailing is getting almost as cutthroat as shuffleboard!

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31.

tiger313    

When did she think of her children when she was cheating on her husband and doing sadomasichisim with other people in leather and choke chain collar? I love those pictures of her and her white trash friends.

2275 days ago
32.

Bash a Pap    

So you think this woman is moral? Then please explain to me why she had an affair with a married man (whom she later married herself) and why she had nude photos of herself taken by another man with whom she was having a sexual affair with... I'd LOVE to know how you mindless followers of this shrill and useless witch justify that! And if you don't believe, just Wikipedia the woman...

2275 days ago
33.

tiger313    

EVERY ONE DEFENDING HER PLEASE GOOGLE "DR. LAURA AND S & M PHOTOS". YOU WILL BE HAPPY TO SEE WHAT A MORAL PERSON SHE IS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THEN COME BACK HERE AND TELL EVERY ONE WHAT A GREAT ROLE MODEL SHE IS. DO YOU LIKE TO THINK OF HER EATING SOME ONE ELSE'S DOODOO? DOESN'T THAT MAKE A NICE VISUAL FOR YOU?

2275 days ago
34.

W. ZZais    

With that ughy face, she should go in to hiding. DDDDD OOOOO GGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!

2275 days ago
35.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

"30. So you think this woman is moral? Then please explain to me why she had an affair with a married man (whom she later married herself) and why she had nude photos of herself taken by another man with whom she was having a sexual affair with... I'd LOVE to know how you mindless followers of this shrill and useless witch justify that! And if you don't believe, just Wikipedia the woman..."

People of faith know that only G-d is perfect. The issue is not that we, as humans, can never make mistakes but instead that when we stumble and fall, we acknowledge our mistakes, learn from them and make concrete attempts to move beyond them to a better place.

Dr. Laura has never denied that she has done some stupid things. She even uses them as cautionary tales when helping others.

She speaks from a more believable point of view because she has a bit of a sordid past and thus she has direct and very personal knowledge of the pain that evolves from immoral choices.

If you listened to the program, you would know this already.

I now have to assume that you fall into the "not the brightest bulb in the pack" group.

2275 days ago
36.

carol    

This woman looks plain MEAN(deep down)..............................

2275 days ago
37.

mack    

A.) has not spoken to her mother since the late 80's. (1)

B.) "does not see much" of her younger sister (to quote her Husband). (2)

C.) hired her mother as a secretary. She quit after Laura told her to "learn how to type".

D.) has enocuraged her husband to forget his family... "My husband HAD a prior family. And I figured I went through 12 hours of labor and a C-section. I figured, I'm going to name this thing anything I want, and I said, 'Lew, do you have any problem with the last name Schlessinger? ' He said, 'No.'". (3)

E.) speaks out against birth control in any form, and yet has had her tubes tied. (4)

F.) shows an open disrespect for women who choose to have children AND jobs. And yet she is herself a working mother

Dr. Laura says... you should save yourself for marriage, stay married once you are married and that adultery is just plain wrong and that women who sleep around are "sluts".

But Ms. Schlessinger ...

A.) has admited to having sex before marriage in college. (5)

B.) is herself divorced, despite enocuraging many disatisfied wives to stand by their men, no matter what. (1)

C.) had an affair with another man while she was married. (4)

D.) had an affair with her current husband while he was with his previous wife.

Exhibit C: The Matter of Religion
Dr. Laura says... that differing faith marriages are wrong and that a person should live by the Ten Commandments.

But Ms. Schlessinger ...

A.) is married to a man who isn't Jewish.

B.) has broken the commandment about "bearing false witness" in regard to the nude photos of her. On 10/29/98 she issued a statement through her lawyer saying that the photos are fake. They couldn't exist because none were ever taken. She later admitted that they were real.

Exhibit D: Ethical Conduct and Whining
Dr. Laura says... honesty is important. She also tells people who ask her for help to stop whining.

But Ms. Schlessinger ...

A.) lied about the nude pictures of her.

B.) promotes her show as if she were qualified to give statments upon mental health. The truth is, Ms. Schlessinger's doctorate is in physiology. Not psychology or psychiatry. Physiology. About the only thing Dr. Laura is officially qualified to do is teach Physical Education in Jr. High. (6)

C.) took $30,000 for a speaking engagement, where she treated her hosts rudely and complained non-stop about everything possible. (7)

Congratulations Frauline Doktor. You've just won a Rushie. And in a truly historic occasion, you're the first woman to recieve one. Let it not be said that we here at the Rushie Awards discriminate against the females who work to make our lives a little more irritating.

2275 days ago
38.

Dr Laura Schlesinger    


Hay Sailor -Keep out of my extramarital affair's (unless you can keep a secret)

2275 days ago
39.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

I see Mack is also a member of the "not the brightest bulb club."

A less than intelligent individual who believes that everything he reads on the internet is the truth without bothering to investigate further because that would require brain power and initiative.

A male as opposed to a man.

A poster child for the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

One can only hope he does not plan to breed.

2275 days ago
40.

Chris    

Dr.Laura is the most blaming, shaming blow hole, and a sorry excuse for a therapist. Anyone dealing with peoples' problems needs compassion and all she ever does is whine and condemn. What a horrible, negative person she is, who doesn't deserve mental health credentials, rather she herself needs therapy for being so judgmental, unpleasant and overly condemning towards others. Sounds like anger management issues to me..passive aggressive, perhaps?!

2275 days ago
41.

SpawnOfAzazel    

Will someone please bludgeon her to a throbbing, bloody pulp?

2275 days ago
42.

Twinker    

She doesn't know her jib from her boom vang.

2275 days ago
43.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

"Obviously this story was not written by anyone who ever sailed a regatta or perhaps, been on a boat. There's so many things wrong with it; but the net net is this: It's not up to Dr. Laura to drop out. It's up to the race committee. They're the ones who hand out the prizes and make sure others adhere to the rules."

Ding ding ding ding! Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

It started as a rumor in a thread on a message board for disgruntled losers who sail or pretend to sail. They actually encourage others to contact TMZ within the thread. TMZ took the obvious (to anyone else) bait.

"or perhaps, been on a boat."

Now that's not fair. I'm sure some TMZ staffers have been on the Staten Island Ferry. ;-}


2275 days ago
44.

Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be slut-whores    

"39. Dr.Laura is the most blaming, shaming blow hole, and a sorry excuse for a therapist. Anyone dealing with peoples' problems needs compassion and all she ever does is whine and condemn. What a horrible, negative person she is, who doesn't deserve mental health credentials, rather she herself needs therapy for being so judgmental, unpleasant and overly condemning towards others. Sounds like anger management issues to me..passive aggressive, perhaps?!"

Ten bucks says you have never listened to the show.

I'd make it a formal bet but I doubt you have ten bucks.

2275 days ago
45.

Democrats are evil    

The hate you people have towards this woman is amazing. Take a look in the mirror and pay attention to your own pathetic lives before you cast stones criticizing another. You must all live such perfect lives to speak such vile thoughts. It must be a joy to be members of your family. Why in the world would ANYONE want to be around people like you on a daily basis. Miserable people like you deserve all misery you receive in return. Life is funny when that happens, isn't it?

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