It's Hard Out Here For a Chimp

31. i just realized something and now it all makes sense...

...cheeta is the 800 pound gorrilla.

Posted at 8:34PM on Jun 10th 2008 by bobbyozone

32. I'll be a monkeys uncle.

Posted at 8:34PM on Jun 10th 2008 by Mik

33. That monkey looks like my last lay.

Posted at 8:46PM on Jun 10th 2008 by FlBiker

34. biker, it's a chimp, not a monkey, and you weren't talking about me like that last time we met.

Posted at 8:51PM on Jun 10th 2008 by tossedsalad

35. According to IMDB, Cheeta did not appear in "Bedtime for Bonzo."

Posted at 9:37PM on Jun 10th 2008 by bruce Bartlett

36. Geeez FlBiker, sorry to hear that, better luck next "lay."

Did anyone see Larry King? So Terry said at the end John and Nick got what they had coming or something? Open mouth...insert foot!

Posted at 10:44PM on Jun 10th 2008 by Kelli

37. You think this is funny? This beautiful, majestic, wild animal being made to look like he understands the (sub)human interviewing him? People who have this low born sense of humor, dirt balls really, who will never understand how amazing the great, wild creatures of the world really are, (they just have a 4th grade sense of humor), make me wanna puke. Set that god damn great ape free for the last years of his miserable, captive, enslaved life.

Posted at 11:03PM on Jun 10th 2008 by Catherine

38. If you aren't honored with a star, one can pay the $20K to get one. That's what Ryan Seacrest did. That's how come people much more famous and with longer carreers than Seacrest got their stars after Seacrest. They waited for the honor!

Posted at 11:33PM on Jun 10th 2008 by No way

39. Hey look everyone!!! It's SAM RUSSELL!

bwahahahaha!

Posted at 11:42PM on Jun 10th 2008 by K-K-Kampy!

40. Careful......It looks like one of those paps-mears; probably has a camera behind his back waiting to get a good shot of someone's undergarment celulite. "Ah what a story", said the undereducated chimp as he texted Harvey with the big story idea. "It's a go" says Harvey, "see if you can make them fall down before you take it."

Posted at 12:21AM on Jun 11th 2008 by Hth

41. Why is it so difficult to give the chimp a star? He was the best part of the movie!!!!

Posted at 2:18AM on Jun 11th 2008 by Maggie

42. Maybe he and Dubya Bush can start a movement - Give Chimps A Chance!!!

Posted at 2:12AM on Jun 11th 2008 by Really regretting voting Republican

43. My apologies to the real FlBiker, I know better than anyone that wasn't you.

Posted at 7:51AM on Jun 11th 2008 by Kelli

44. ...wait a minute... I thought Jay-Z already had a star on the Hollywood walk of fame?

Posted at 12:59PM on Jun 11th 2008 by J

45. In response to Catherine's comment, it would actually be cruel if they let Cheeta into the wild, He has been in captivity for 76 years, if he was put into the wild He would die because He wouldnt be able to fend for himself.
Also, if you took the time to research Cheeta and his owner, You would know that He isnt being made a spectacle of. He lives in a home in Florida, and is treated amazingly.

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 11th 2008 by John Smith