Hulk Hogan's Lean, Mean, Killing Machine

91. I met Brooke at an event, and what a treat! she was polite funny and just a joy to be around! She looked so pretty and smelled like beutiful flowers freshly bloomed in springtime!

Posted at 2:06AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Yum

92. they are the equalivent of vomit

Posted at 2:06AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Hogans suck ballz

93. Wow, someone is blind and also lacking morals if they think a bunch of criminals are Gods!

Posted at 2:08AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Brooke looks good?

94. At least that is what you'd think if you ever had to talk to her lard ass

Posted at 2:09AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Brooke eats runny poop

95. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHA to the buttnugget who claimed those of us who are anti-Bollea family are 'JEALOUS'. OMG, yeah. I'm jealous. Let's see why I'm jealous:

1. My husband has a full head of beautiful hair and doesn't have to hide his horribly receding hairline behind hideous bandanas.

2. My husband is attractive

3. My children have never caused their friends to become brain-dead

4. Our family enjoys our privacy and quiet lifestyle. We have no desire to be famous and have TMZ in our faces 24/7

5. None of my children have ever been in jail, nor do they appear to be on that path.

6. Our family does not have live with the knowledge that one of us basically killed another human being because of our irresponsibility.

7. I do not have to worry about people hating on my family

8. My children have a strong moral structure. What they have in their life, they have earned. Should my husband and I die today, my children would be able to find jobs that will allow them to be successful and happy.

Hmmmm. What does the Bollea family have, that prevents me and my family from enjoying our lives and being productive citizens? Honestly, I can't think of it. If anyone thinks the Bolleas are a happy, productive family, you've got to have a screw loose. No way I would trade what I have, for what they DON'T HAVE. I think most of us feel this way.

Posted at 2:15AM on Jun 12th 2008 by gazoo

96. Let the Hogan house burn to the ground the day Nick comes home, with all the classy pedos, killers and fatties inside.

Posted at 2:21AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Please lord

97. I used to have to work with Brooke when she was contracted with us and she is not really that bad, at least in comparison to her mom and dad. They are so overbearing and even though they think they helped her career, they really hurt it. No one could stand being around her awful stage mom and her dad would try to pull the intimidating card when people were just trying to help her have a successful album. She did seem genuinely sweet, if a bit dense, but sweet and kind all the same.

Posted at 11:35AM on Jun 12th 2008 by 2 cents

98. She defended that remorseless criminal of a brother of hers and that makes her just as awful as the rest of them. And she is fat as hell, just because someone is willing yo poke her doesn't make her not fat. Fame humpers will stick it in anyone that has even a second of fame.

Posted at 2:28AM on Jun 12th 2008 by whatever 2 cents

99. gazoo -

first off, i won't get into the horribly vain part of your last post. considering how vain this site is in general, i will merely state that it's there ... it's there.

okay, "let me splain something to you" ... you don't have to be jealous of every aspect of their lives in order for your hostility to be triggered by jealousy. i'm sure there are plenty of people jealous of donald trump - do you think it's his looks they want? your argument is irrelevant, and rather desperate looking. and, even if jealousy's not the reason for your hate-mongering, there's clearly something stuck up your "you know what". you seem more like the "they have so much and take it for granted. i wouldn't do it that way if i were them" type ... and in it's own way, that is jealousy.

if you and your spouse were to die today, you say your kids could go out and get jobs to take care of themselves. how old are they? why do they not have jobs already then? no college in their futures? i can just see your ghost appearing to them in the middle of the night "no, johnny, we died, now you can't learn. deal with it".

your little list looked to me more like reassurance for yourself. "if i keep saying it, it will be true. if i keep saying it, it will be true. if i keep saying it, it will be true". best of luck to ya!

i hope that while you teach your children to not go to jail, you're also teaching them not to get into cars with teenagers who have been drinking, to street-race, without their seatbelt on. and if your children are grown, i hope you've taught them not to hang out with underage children who participate in illegal activities.

you can trash nick and his family all you want, they deserve it - i suppose, but so then do the people who raised the moron who got into the car with that intoxicated, reckless boy.

Posted at 3:13AM on Jun 12th 2008 by why does anyone even care

100. seriously people. i have a question for you "haters". i don't care - forget that john didn't wear his seatbelt. forget that he had to of known nick was drinking. forget that he enjoyed street-racing. you can even forget that he was the adult in the situation - whatever. tell me this ... if nick was so horrible, and john was so great - and knew nick for so long, why was he friends with nick for so long? can any of you "haters" give me an honest, intelligent answer to that question?

nick probably is a prick, but if nick's a prick, then odds are john was one too.

i will end this one with two well-known phrases. Birds of a feather flock together, and karma's a bitch.

Posted at 3:26AM on Jun 12th 2008 by why does anyone even care

101.

"57. They all deserve a good anal pounding with no lube

Posted at 11:00PM on Jun 11th 2008 by no vaseline

58. trick looks like a man"


Uhhh, boys ........... CALL ME!

Posted at 3:59AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Sky mattress

102. Dear Hulk Hogan, I feel for you brother,it sure is a tough time for you. I would take a long break from the media and rest for awhile. I see Americans you have entertained for many yrs now are just plain unforgiving and you did nothing to them. It is just thier own evilhearts and miserable lives most of them are projecting back on you. I love your show and you as a entertainer. I feel for what your going through. I would not take anymore slanderous comments period. Take up for your self. I cnat comprhend in my heart and mind why people are so sick and obsessed with your life over this accident and other troubles? I know hunderds of people who love you here and do not take all of this nasty talk lightly over such troubles. Truley there is a leader over this evil world who wants to work through people. Satan is on earth and i believe he is working through those who will let him. I know your sorry and i do hope the best between you and the family of John. Good luck my friend. Be Well. We all hope you come over and see us here soon. You,ll get a big welcome party and we wont sit and kick you when your down. LOVE BROTHER!

Posted at 4:53AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Across the pond.

103. God's will!

Posted at 5:51AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Alexa

104. 99. I used to have to work with Brooke when she was contracted with us and she is not really that bad, at least in comparison to her mom and dad. They are so overbearing and even though they think they helped her career, they really hurt it. No one could stand being around her awful stage mom and her dad would try to pull the intimidating card when people were just trying to help her have a successful album. She did seem genuinely sweet, if a bit dense, but sweet and kind all the same.
Posted at 2:25AM on Jun 12th 2008 by 2 cents
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Thanks for posting this, but I'm sorry to say that most people here don't want true, honest information about any of the people that TMZ writes about. The majority of readers want innuendo, rumor, gossip, and anything that they can latch onto in order to dump on someone who is in the public eye. Actually, lots of people here will resent that you are posting factual information, because they live by the philosophy of "don't confuse me with facts, I've already made up my mind."

Posted at 8:32AM on Jun 12th 2008 by .

105. Why did't Larry King ask rag-head Hogan:

Did you know that your son drinks alchohol?
Did your son ever drink alchohol in front of you?
Did you ever tell him to stop drinking alchohol?
Who bought the alchohol for him?
On the tape you said that John was always yelling at people...explain that.
You said that John was like a family member but on the tape you say that you don't know John...explain that.
You said on the tape that John must have been "into" something to deserve to be where he is today...explain that.
Do you wear those rags because you are ashamed of your bald head?
Is your IQ below or above 35?
What do you think of the boycott the people are ready to lay on you?
Roger Clemens likes 15 year old girls...how young do you go?
Have steroids rotted your brain?
Was it thrilling to rub lotion on your daughter?

Posted at 9:02AM on Jun 12th 2008 by BOYCOTT EVERYTHING HOGAN