Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!



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16. Probably because you're stalking her.

Posted at 3:34PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Becky

17. Because he has a small Willy! IDC

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Just being Me!

18. She's probably thinking, 'why am I dating this no talent dweeb, turd when I can have any man I want?'

Posted at 3:35PM on Jun 11th 2008 by margaret

19. First, Justin Timberlake is FAR FROM the hottest guy around. If he wasn't famous, he'd be nothing more than a wimply little dude who looks gay, frankly. And Jessica is so unattractive, she should count her lucky stars that someone so famous even wants her.

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 11th 2008 by yuck

20. Maybe its because Justin was man enough to open her door for her.... some other dude had to do it. Nice manners!

Posted at 3:38PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Im just sayin'...

21. If I looked like a dude....I would be pissed all the time too. She is NOT ATTRACTIVE and neither is HE.........PERFECT MATCH!

Posted at 3:41PM on Jun 11th 2008 by L.A.

22. WHOOPS! Typo. I meant he WASNT man enough to open her door....

Posted at 3:39PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Im just sayin'...

23. I actually don't think she's ugly. She looks pissed, if anything. And lol at Justin's permagrin.

Posted at 3:45PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Keyana

24. What's that rag she's wearing around her neck?? Looks like one of my mom's dish towels.

Posted at 6:08PM on Jun 11th 2008 by StarrStruck

25. I have to admit...she is pretty fuggly.......

Posted at 3:50PM on Jun 11th 2008 by SammieWammie

26. Her face has become expressionless and flat.

Posted at 3:51PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Kay

27. It's like the 80's all over again...guys digging on fugly chicks..back then it was Jamie Lee Curtis (I kid you not) and Lea Thompson..There were no Jessica Alba's back then.

Posted at 3:53PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Sam McCarthy

28. Probably riding the cotton pony or maybe Justin cut the cheese.

Posted at 3:55PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Stevo

29. these two are not good looking at all, i thought i was the only one felt this way, gees!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 3:56PM on Jun 11th 2008 by so,so

30. She's pissed because he just got his and she wasn't even close...I heard he's hung like a gummy bear

Posted at 3:58PM on Jun 11th 2008 by jlewy

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