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Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

6/11/2008 4:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!

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16.

Just being Me!    

Because he has a small Willy! IDC

2262 days ago
17.

Elizabeth    

She's probably thinking, 'why am I dating this no talent dweeb, turd when I can have any man I want?'

2262 days ago
18.

how dumb    

First, Justin Timberlake is FAR FROM the hottest guy around. If he wasn't famous, he'd be nothing more than a wimply little dude who looks gay, frankly. And Jessica is so unattractive, she should count her lucky stars that someone so famous even wants her.

2262 days ago
19.

Im just sayin'...    

Maybe its because Justin was man enough to open her door for her.... some other dude had to do it. Nice manners!

2262 days ago
20.

L.A.    

If I looked like a dude....I would be pissed all the time too. She is NOT ATTRACTIVE and neither is HE.........PERFECT MATCH!

2262 days ago
21.

Im just sayin'...    

WHOOPS! Typo. I meant he WASNT man enough to open her door....

2262 days ago
22.

Keyana    

I actually don't think she's ugly. She looks pissed, if anything. And lol at Justin's permagrin.

2262 days ago
23.

StarrStruck    

What's that rag she's wearing around her neck?? Looks like one of my mom's dish towels.

2262 days ago
24.

SammieWammie    

I have to admit...she is pretty fuggly.......

2262 days ago
25.

Kay    

Her face has become expressionless and flat.

2262 days ago
26.

Glisten Garbor    

It's like the 80's all over again...guys digging on fugly chicks..back then it was Jamie Lee Curtis (I kid you not) and Lea Thompson..There were no Jessica Alba's back then.

2262 days ago
27.

Black Teef    

Probably riding the cotton pony or maybe Justin cut the cheese.

2262 days ago
28.

love them    

these two are not good looking at all, i thought i was the only one felt this way, gees!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2262 days ago
29.

jlewy    

She's pissed because he just got his and she wasn't even close...I heard he's hung like a gummy bear

2262 days ago
30.

sogal    

She always looks mean and frumpy. I want to tell her, relax, your young. Enjoy yourself. If this life is too stressful for you, change it, do something else that makes you happy.

2262 days ago
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