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Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

6/11/2008 4:16 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!

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31.

Glisten Garbor    

Why do ppl think he's so hot?..I'd jog over him on my way to Mario Lopez..Now Mario that is some real heat!!

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32.

ImSoCherri    

She needs to bring ass out of the closet and be happy with what/who or whatever she is!!!

2235 days ago
33.

Rap sucks    

Yeah i agree he has a small willy.No pleasure for her.And man was i wrong about jessica without makeup she looks like hell NOT HOT!

2235 days ago
34.

Daisy Dukes    

FYI, Justin T is hardly "The hottest guy around." Meh.

2235 days ago
35.

Wasabi Pea    

She's thinking that the paps are a$$e$.

Also Justin is NOT hot...

2235 days ago
36.

Bonnie    

Since when is fugly Justin the 'hottest' guy around? Please.

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37.

Anoneemouse    

It must be a requirement in order to date Justin the girly-boy. Cameron Diaz did the same thing throughout their relationship and ever since they broke up she just keeps smiling. Remember how Jessica used to smile for the camera before she started dating him? It's time for her to get over herself. The only reason people are half-way interested in her now is because of who she dates. In fact, they are probably just trying to get a picture of him anyways. The paps should ask her to stand aside so they can get a shot at him - if enough paps do that, maybe she'll get the hint and smile once in a while.

2235 days ago
38.

Babs    

Why do you call him the hotest guy around. he has the speaking voice of a boy just reaching puberty and is not very good looking. He is allright but far from hot...NO?

2235 days ago
39.

Rap sucks    

One more thing why the hell do women think he's so hot im not gay or anything but really what do women see in him i don't get it.If you compare this little popstar to old school "ARNOLD THE GOVENATOR " he would just look like a wimpy skinny geek who can't get laid.or even to me MADE OF MUSCLE!

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40.

Barbara    

Because her man is prettier than she is! She looks like a horse!! He is way too feminine for any woman over the age of 16!! Yuck

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41.

jen    

she is so whack!! put on some makeup, hoodrat.

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42.

DukenDaisey    

I never have understood how people find Justin in any way handsome! He truly is one of the most UN-attractive people ever!

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43.

KK    

I guess she knows it is just a matter of time until she is traded in on a newer model.......

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44.

sheesh    

Dating the hottest guy around? GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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45.

tracey    

Obviously because she's a bitter woman.

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