Jessica Biel -- Where's the Funeral??

She's dating the hottest guy around -- so why does sourpuss Jessica Biel always look so damn unhappy?!



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61. Oh yeah. And his music is gay.

Posted at 5:44PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Tim

62. "She" looks like a tricked out trannie. Actually that's giving them way too much credit. She never looks good. Put some more lipstick on that pig.

Posted at 5:49PM on Jun 11th 2008 by dingdang

63. how old is she?
She looks fifty plus to his perpetual 25

Posted at 6:28PM on Jun 11th 2008 by tom

64. JT is not that hot anymore. he looks old

Posted at 7:51PM on Jun 13th 2008 by nikki

65. I guess when she got with Justin she decided she could let her looks go too. I'm not saying she needs to wear a bunch of make-up, but she doesn't even dress decently. She always looks like she needs a laxative. I'm sure Justin is no prize; the little troll.

Posted at 5:59PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Jaye

66. Justin has his nice southern charm and manners and Jessica is an ungrateful bitch. Justin knows it is the paps that help him stay famous along with his talent.

Posted at 6:35PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Dana

67. I know!!! But, I know why she looks so unhappy too. Her costar in Easy Virtue (Fab Ben Barnes) lights up at the mention of her name in interviews. He is a smoking hottie, and gives Justin a run for the money in the looks and voice department if you ask me.
Jessica, listen, you need to be with Ben Barnes. He adores you and thinks you're a fabulous actress!!!!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jun 11th 2008 by 2bley

68. This girl is not ugly. Cameron Diaz is ugly.. She has a joker smile

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Lovely

69. gee, maybe it's because you stalker-azzis are always shoving cameras in her face.
think about it. i know it may be hard for some of you, but give it a try.

Posted at 6:24PM on Jun 11th 2008 by DMLady

70. Well, her ex, Derek Jeter, packs some serious heat....I mean, change you for life kinda heat...and Britney, after their break-up, referred to Justin's privates by displaying her pinky finger....so yes, I would say it has something to do with the sex she is getting!!!

Posted at 6:23PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Your AD Here!

71. She is actually quite pretty "when" she gets fixed up and puts some lipstick on. But that's the problem. She hardly ever seems to take care of her appearance and she's looking more haggard and frumpy than she ever has before. If Justin marries her he may find that she really lets herself go most of the time. Justin doesn't seem to be a mature man yet which is what I like...not a little boy. Maybe in 10 years......?

Posted at 1:20PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Victoriana

72. Maybe she just wants a date that doesn't involve cameras in her face......just a thought!!!! But then what would there be to read about....mmmmmaybe pick up a book. Never know it could possibly be more interesting than surfing day in and day out.

Posted at 8:41AM on Jun 12th 2008 by Nikki

73. Hmm...I'm going to take a stab in the dark here and say 'because there are always a gazillion cameras rolling and flashes going off in her face everytime she steps outside'...idiots.

Posted at 11:42PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Heather

74. And, um, she is famous for, um what?
Do tell.

Posted at 7:24PM on Jun 11th 2008 by hartzel

75. SHE LOOKS LIKE A SAGGING CROUCH - SHE WANTS THE MONEY OF A CELEBRITY SO SMILE BIOTCH!

Posted at 7:54PM on Jun 11th 2008 by Knockers

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