John Mayer: Grower Not a Shower

Move over Stallone, John Mayer wants to be a huge star too!

The adult contemporary staple walked out of a Beverly Hills medical building on Wednesday, carrying a bag with the words "experimental human growth hormones" scribbled across it.

John -- your tatted-up muscles look just fine as is.



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31. Whats up John, did Jen tell you to get medications for your STD?

Posted at 12:46PM on Jun 12th 2008 by anonymous

32. I see he always finds a way to get on the blogs every week. He's such an attention whore.

Posted at 12:54PM on Jun 12th 2008 by LookAtYou

33. I cannot believe all the outrage or that anyone was dumb enough to fall for this. It's obviously yet another of his jokes which he is infamous for. Furthermore, in all my years of working in the medical field, I have NEVER EVER EVER, I mean NEVER seen a doctor write medication name and/or instructions on the outside of a bag. They just do not do that. You've been had. Like taking candy from a baby.

Posted at 12:59PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Nurse Ratchet

34. Sorry John, I don't think there's anything that will make your little pee pee grow any bigger..

Posted at 1:02PM on Jun 12th 2008 by mytwocents

35. I want some!

Posted at 1:03PM on Jun 12th 2008 by cynthia

36. HE'S FUGGIN' AWESOME, HE'S A HOOT TOO!!!! WHAT A PRANKSTER

Posted at 1:07PM on Jun 12th 2008 by FreakHater

37. he's got a great sense of humor

UNLESS
he really is taking them and he's trying to throw the scent off the trail lol

Posted at 1:14PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Becca Baby

38. I think John is cool and funny.

Posted at 1:32PM on Jun 12th 2008 by sandykay

39. TMZ you are playing right into his joke!

Posted at 1:37PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Tracey

40. It's one thing for stupid readers to think this was somehow serious, but when TMZ writers write the article like it's serious it's just bad writing.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Jason

41. I used to like him, but he IS A DOUCHEBAG. And please, tell me you didn't really believe this? What morons!

Posted at 1:39PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Stupid, Stupid, Stupid

42. John's sitting at home reading this crap right now. He LOVES the attention. ANYTHING for attention. This makes it obvious. I used to like him a lot, but he's turned into a phony, self-absorbed attention whore. What an idiot! I can't even mention his partner-in-whoring's name without feeling nauseous. TMZ stop printing his pictures. He's nobody.

Posted at 1:42PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Bad Decision

43. The guy has some great sense of humor. He is using the press like they are using him only he's winning. Clearing the way for Bob Saget was my favorite

Posted at 1:51PM on Jun 12th 2008 by C

44. His jokes are sophomoric, at best. Let's hope he doesn't quit his day job. I hope the moron got a tag for his vehicle. EVERYBODY has to have one, Johnny Cat, even if you are banging Jennifer Assington.

Posted at 2:04PM on Jun 12th 2008 by He's Lame

45. Can you believe how gullible these people are?

Posted at 2:05PM on Jun 12th 2008 by HARDY-HAR-HAR

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