John Mayer: Grower Not a Shower

Move over Stallone, John Mayer wants to be a huge star too!

The adult contemporary staple walked out of a Beverly Hills medical building on Wednesday, carrying a bag with the words "experimental human growth hormones" scribbled across it.

John -- your tatted-up muscles look just fine as is.



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46. AAAHAHAHAHA! I love this guy's sense of humor! He knows everywhere he goes, he is going to be stalked by paps, so he is ALWAYS ready with some silly, funny joke at his own expense! C'mon people, it is disappointing how many of you are so STUPID, you fell for it. Get a clue!

Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

47. As for John attention whoring... come ON... he is getting the attention anyway, for his talent and his personal life, so he figures, why not have some silly fun with it? Get OVER yourselves people... it is a JOKE! He would prefer NOT getting so much attention but he is making the most of a bad situation with stalkers all over him.

Posted at 3:04PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is

48. I have actually read rumors about Aniston taking male hormones to keep the pounds off. what a mean joke he's playin .

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 12th 2008 by 420

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Omg you have got to love this guy, he is always ready with something. I just can't belive some of you guys actually don't think this is funny and are taking it seriously. His is adorable.........Jennifer you will be sooooooooo lucky to "land" this one, but sorry, don't think you have a good enough sense of humor, get with it girl, he is such a KEEPER, OHHHHH TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY WITH THIS MAN.

Posted at 3:06PM on Jun 12th 2008 by OKFINE

50. John Mayer- Is hilarious. That joke that you are doing is funny John!!. John has a gorgeous face, nice body, nice personality, great penis, is a great musician.

John-dump Jen and sleep with me.

Posted at 3:11PM on Jun 12th 2008 by blackandwhitegirl

51. John Mayer is so funny. I am looking forward to seeing him in concert this summer. His Continuum CD is my favorite. John is tall, hot, sexy, and very talented.

Posted at 3:22PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Dana

52. The only reason I read this is because Jen is dating him but what I know him since then, he seems to be too much of a playboy for her. I don't really know much about him but I didn't know much about Vince Vaughn until Jen dated him. I really thought they would get married because Vince really seemed to care for her.

Posted at 10:41AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Reine

53. total joke, duh.

Posted at 3:52PM on Jun 12th 2008 by AMSJLL

54. John Mayer writes some pretty weak songs but that MF is hilarious! A little nosy much, eh TMZ?

Posted at 4:25PM on Jun 12th 2008 by HoganKnowsNOTHING

55. I use to just dismiss John as media fluff... Until I really listened to his music. I have played guitar for over forty years and I will tell you that he is a very talented blues guitarist.

Posted at 4:29PM on Jun 12th 2008 by givemeabreak.

56. Did you guys get a call from Roger Clemens' lawyers and switch over to Stallone?

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Brian

57. Get off your high chair people!!! This is OBVIOUSLY a prank... and a very funny one at that! John Mayer is notorious for his pranks and dry wit when it comes to the paps. Chill...

Posted at 5:28PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Nobody In Particular

58. Hahahahaaahha! TMZ you morons. You fell for it like the tools you are. He got you guys good!

Posted at 5:41PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Morons

59. The "paps" didn't fall for anything you idiots!!! But clearly, alot of Mayer/Aniston fans fell for it!!!! What a bunch of complete and total idiots! TMZ was punking the lot of you!! And I soooo wanted to like this guy...but you idiots who really bought that the bag was real or that the paps thought it was real are the dumbest people on the friggin planet!!! ANYONE with an ounce of intelligence KNOWS A PRESCRIPTION IS NEVER WRITTEN ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAG and TMZ people went to college for journalism so they know this fact....but the rest of you who fell for this??? forget about getting a life...try getting an education!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Your AD Here!

60. If I like John Mayer, does my IQ immediately drop by 100 points?????

Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 12th 2008 by Your AD Here!

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