Soccer Just Got More Popular in the States

If Portuguese futbol star Cristiano Ronaldo always played shirtless, we'd actually watch a game. Gostoso!
Cristiano Ronaldo
What the hell are you doing reading this, when you could be looking at him?!

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61. hola..como se llama la guerita rubia ke vi ablando de futbol en la tele???esta bien chula mamasita....deverian ablar mas de fubol y poner un tmz. en espanol...saludos desde mexico..

Posted at 3:26AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Cruz

62. Oh, please! BASEBALL is WAY better than soccer!

RED SOX RULE !!!

Posted at 4:14AM on Jun 13th 2008 by David

63. HEY goeJESS (COMMENT 12 AT 12:54 PM) That was Ronaldo of Brazil, JACKHOLE!! This is Cristian Ronaldo!! Of Portugal. His is like caramel, long, lean and ready for licking. He;s a really good player, and he does speak English. Two things D Beckham does not do. Hello Magazine did a piece on him Summer 2007. For more hot 'football' players look up Sweden's Marcus Lundberg, a CK model?

Posted at 5:57AM on Jun 13th 2008 by NadineBee

64. Scariest part of this whole article, it was written by a guy! Takes more than a body to make me watch Soccer.

Posted at 6:33AM on Jun 13th 2008 by M

65. Ok...the hair picture looks like a big turd!

Posted at 11:26AM on Jun 13th 2008 by OMG!

66. Now you know why I watch soccer. Soccer players are always ripped because they spend the whole game running. Pity he plays for Manure. Go Gunners.

David, I love baseball but soccer players are in better shape.

Go Revolution.
Go Sox

Posted at 10:09AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Baseball Junkie

67. Cristiano is HOTT!!! My 2 favorrite things about him, He's Portuguese and he's from Madeira, a very beautiful island where my mom is from. He's a great player

Posted at 10:30AM on Jun 13th 2008 by christine

68. He's hot as hell.

And all you Portuguese people who are all "where have you been? get up with the times. we've known about him for years. duh!" SHUT UP! We don't pay attention to Portugal here in the US... it should be of no surprise to you why we don't know about people there. You guys are all obsessed with the US because we're the greatest country in the world (hence why you're on TMZ), but we could care less what happens in Portugal.

Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 13th 2008 by brazen weep

69. # 8 - I am right there with you!

Posted at 1:46PM on Jun 13th 2008 by beautiemac

70. Hey brazen weep, you're such a jerk... I bet you don't even know where portugal is.. dumbass!
"You guys are all obsessed with the US because we're the greatest country in the world" yeah right... and the dumbest too aaaaaaaaaaahahahahhahahahahaaaaahhhhahahahah

About Cristiano Ronaldo he's soooo hot!! But check Miguel Veloso, he's other portuguese player and he is the really really cute.

Portuguese and italians players are the best!

Posted at 2:43PM on Jun 13th 2008 by FRENCHgirl

71. #12 "gorJESS
- you are a moron and go jump off a cliff. That is a story about Ronaldo from Brazil, not Christiano Ronaldo. Two different people. Get your fact straight you ignoramus

Posted at 2:51PM on Jun 13th 2008 by beautiemac

72. FRENCHgirl: go bow to some Nazis.

Portugal... aren't there a lot of Mexican, Spanish, and Puerto Rican people there? :)

Posted at 5:06PM on Jun 13th 2008 by brazen weep

73. Reynaldo is super hot. My fav player though is kaka.

Sport is a cultural thing. You like what you grow up with. I always laugh when I hear Americans say Soccer, aka the real footbal,l is boring, The players are soft, the score is too low blah blah. This is the same people who sit thru endless hrs of sedentary baseball and gulf. those two sports combined are the equivalent of watching ants f..k. I was invited to a baseball game I couldn't believe how many people were sleeping. They had blankets with them. I was thinking they pay to come sleep.?

Btw whining about low scoring highlight your ignorance of the game. You can have a crappy 4-0 game or a masterpiece 0-0 game. If the score is very high, it usually means one defense and goalkeeper SUCK. Soccer is like a box of chocolate you never know which game you're gonna get. That's the beauty of it. If they wanted it to be high scoring they'd give themselves 7 points for scoring ONCE like you Americans do. (btw did you know American Football derived from Rugby and initially you had goals before you adapted the current scoring system.? (You were a British colony so it's simple to see you play MODIFIED RUGBY) You add some wrestling to it specifically sumo. line of scrimmage hello! and the punter (the only reason you have the audacity to call that ugly thing football in the first place) well we know which sport that one came from now don't we.? the only difference is Rugby players don't wear all that paddings and helmet stuff.

PS I am actually getting into American Football. Of course I had to get over the fat dudes in tights falling on, bending over, touching each other's ass and falling on top of each other every five seconds tingy, but I've enjoyed some of it. Your QBs make up for the ugliness of the game though. They look really hot in those tights.

Posted at 11:34PM on Jun 13th 2008 by somebody's gotta say the truth.

74. brazen weep: in Portugal they have brasilian and ukraine people, i guess you don't know where those countries are to...
Ooohhhh and Iraque and Vietnam??? Probably in Africa, right?

Posted at 1:51AM on Jun 14th 2008 by FRENCHgirl

75. wow the hottest man to walk this planet. PERFECTION & amazing at soccer. why are the gorgeous ones never from americaaaaaa

Posted at 6:52PM on Jun 22nd 2008 by lovemesomeronaldo

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