Kobe Bryant: I'm a Loser and a Boozer

After Team Kobe Bryant choked hardcore major bigtime to the Boston Celtics last night, everyone's favorite role model had some great advice for the kids -- drown your sorrows in a butt-load of alcohol!

During the press conference after the game, Kobe said he was going to "wine" and "take shots." Isn't that all he did during the game?



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1.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A WIN!

Posted at 11:00AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Massachusetts Girl

2. A little rape, a facial...forgetaboutit.

Posted at 11:08AM on Jun 13th 2008 by gwen0

3. What a win is right!
The Celtic's NEVER gave up and fought hard the second half. I think they will win in 6 here in Boston! Red is smiling

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 13th 2008 by LoyalBostonFan

4. I want Boston to send LA PACKING!!!!! Kobe Bryant is a great player, but he is NOT the GREATEST!!!!! He'll NEVER BE A MICHAEL JORDAN!!!! NEVER!!!!

Posted at 11:12AM on Jun 13th 2008 by BellaY

5. Lakers = Joke ! How embarrassing for the Lakers.

Go Boston !!

Posted at 11:19AM on Jun 13th 2008 by SW

6. I hope LA loses. The city is in the toilet because of our nasty mayor and he doesn't deserve any more attention --- he'd be riding in the parade like he's the winner and king of the city. He's a pig.
Los Angeles completely sux now.

Posted at 11:20AM on Jun 13th 2008 by me

7. Hahaha, you lost a 20+ point lead in the 3rd qtr what losers!! How does it feel to almost win something and at the last moment have it snatched from you. Lakers Suck, Kobe Sucks, Phil Sucks, the whole team sucks. I don't see you popping your jersey now A-hole!!!

Posted at 11:21AM on Jun 13th 2008 by LakersSuck

8. hmmm lets see rape and a alcoholic nope not a role model at all. he is so stupid and no way is he anything like Michael Jordan on the court, not even close.

Posted at 11:30AM on Jun 13th 2008 by ME

9. KARMA IS A BITCH YOU HAVE GAMES FIXED FOR YOU BY REF'S AND NOW IT IS PAY BACK TIME!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 13th 2008 by ldh

10. HaHa! I can't stand Kobe! Acting like he's all that. "The Greatest Player EVER.....PLEASE! Cursing and yelling at his team mates and then saying they are ok with it. I DOUBT that, they know they have kiss his tail until they can get where they are going!

MICHAEL JORDAN is and may ALWAYS be the BEST basketball player of ALL time! Believe THAT!!!!!

Posted at 11:35AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Kobe sucks therefore the Lakers suck!!!!!!

11. I wonder if he wet the bed last night?

Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 13th 2008 by KP

12. Go Celtics!!!!

Posted at 11:39AM on Jun 13th 2008 by E.B.

13. Did KG join him for the shots?

Posted at 11:40AM on Jun 13th 2008 by yomama

14. It's all good! Lakers are #1 no matter what! Screw all you haters out there! I would've done the same thing as Kobe said...wine, beer and lots of shots!

Posted at 11:47AM on Jun 13th 2008 by Lakers Fan

15. No, Phil did.

Posted at 11:48AM on Jun 13th 2008 by KG

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