Kobe Bryant: I'm a Loser and a Boozer

After Team Kobe Bryant choked hardcore major bigtime to the Boston Celtics last night, everyone's favorite role model had some great advice for the kids -- drown your sorrows in a butt-load of alcohol!

During the press conference after the game, Kobe said he was going to "wine" and "take shots." Isn't that all he did during the game?



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16. No, Phil did.

Posted at 11:48AM on Jun 13th 2008 by KG

17. Kobe sucks?????Yeah right!!!!How many rings does he have??? What a role model for kids?????What, you guys dont drink???? He's no Michael Jordan!!!!I dont think anybody can be Jordan unless you take his dna and make a clone you dumb ----!!!!WESTSIDE!!!!!!SCREW ALL OF YOU!!!!

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 13th 2008 by lex 76

18. Lakers will win, you mark my words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lakers are the only team in the NBA that pull in ratings!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lakers are and always have been the "Greatest" team in the NBA. It's funny too that all you haters out there have to comment on this team, you're all "Closet Laker Lovers"!!!! Ha, Ha, Ha, I call em like I seem em. I'm never wrong!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 11:58AM on Jun 13th 2008 by NBA FAN

19. Hey just like with the Hogan stuff on TMZ, they twist the truth as usual. Good reporting TMZ.......( as I roll my eyes ).

Posted at 11:59AM on Jun 13th 2008 by The real idiots......on TMZ

20. GO CELTICS!!!!

And Kobe can booz all he wants with all his celebrity-attention-whore fans he's got.

Posted at 12:00PM on Jun 13th 2008 by C3PO

21. AFTER THE REFEREE SCANDAL...

Posted at 12:05PM on Jun 13th 2008 by YYYYYYYYEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

22. I don't see the big deal..he's a grown man!jesse

Posted at 12:07PM on Jun 13th 2008 by jesse lee cook

23. HAHA THE LAKERS ARE ALL POOR SPORTS

Posted at 12:36PM on Jun 13th 2008 by C-DUB

24. He got rings because of shaq..... nuff said, now go back to drinking.

Posted at 12:25PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Jordan

25. FOR SOMEONE WHO IMITATES MICHAEL JORDAN IN EVERYTHING HE DOES SHOULD LEARN TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT. MJ WOULD NEVER SAY ANYTHING AS STUPID AS HAVE 20 SHOTS AND SOME BEER AND WINE. KOBE IS AN IMMATURE LITTLE BOY WHO WILL NEVER ECLIPSE MICHAEL JORDAN AND OH BY THE WAY HE IS ALSO A RAPIST

Posted at 12:32PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Reality Check

26. I'VE BEEN WATCHING THE LAKERS SINCE I WAS TEN YEARS OLD. I AM NOW TURNING FIFTY ONE THIS YEAR, AND AS A LIFE LONG FAN, THIS WAS THE MOST HEART WRENCHING LOSS I'VE SEEN. MAN IT HURTS. I HATE THE FACT THAT WE COULDN'T PULL OUT A WIN, BUT AS THEY SAY, SOMETIMES ADVERSITY MAKES YOU STRONGER. THE ONE CONSOLATION I HAVE IS KNOWING THAT WITH OUR LINEUP NEXT YEAR, AND THE EXPERIANCE OF FEELING SUCH A HORRIBLE LOSS, WILL ONLY MAKE THE LAKERS A STRONGER TEAM.
AND FOR ALL YOU LAKER, KOBE AND LOS ANGELES HATERS OUT THERE, CONGRATULATIONS. I'M SURE YOU ALL HAVE SMILES ON YOUR FACES SO WIDE YOUR JAWS HURT. WE CREATED NBA HISTORY LAST NIGHT, SO NOW LET'S DO IT AGAIN AND WIN THESE LAST THREE GAMES OF THE FINALS.

YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. I SAID IT.
CLINT

Posted at 12:44PM on Jun 13th 2008 by clint of the mountain

27. Man Life is Good. A Sports Fans dream to live in Boston.... Patriots / Red Sox and now "the Boston Celtics" - One game away from joining our DYNASTY!!!

Posted at 12:49PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Big Patriots Fan

28. Celtics beat the Fakers again. GLOAT!

Posted at 2:26PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Hang Time

29. I didn't even realize that they could drink. I heard him talk about beer and like 20 shots, is drinking good for athletes? I'm a Celtics fan but last night was horrible for Lakers and i would get F'ed up too if i were Kobe!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:18PM on Jun 13th 2008 by coco

30. I heard on the radio this morning going to work that the Laker Fan's only love the Lakers when they are winning. It's sad to think that. I was ready to be one of them too..I don't know what went wrong lastnite but they still are my Lakers and I love Lamar Odom..

Posted at 10:40PM on Jun 13th 2008 by Paula

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