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Kobe Bryant: I'm a Loser and a Boozer

6/13/2008 11:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

After Team Kobe Bryant choked hardcore major bigtime to the Boston Celtics last night, everyone's favorite role model had some great advice for the kids -- drown your sorrows in a butt-load of alcohol!

During the press conference after the game, Kobe said he was going to "wine" and "take shots." Isn't that all he did during the game?

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d o double g    

Was he even at practice like he said he was going to........ after all he must be drunk with the beer and wine and 20 shots he digested.

2290 days ago
32.

d o double g    

My boy Stern must be thrilled to learn on national TV that his money maker is a drunk............. I can just imagine the calls Kobe got from the lawyers last night. Where's Shaq when you need him to defend his little buddy old pal??

2290 days ago
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lauren    

DID domeone just quote 2pac lol???? gimme a break...anyways, celtics fan here, i understand kobe said that out of frustration and i can't even imagine how he/the team feels. i try not to get wrapped up in this boiling hatred the east and west has for one another. you can't get away with saying the lakers suck or celtics suck, both teams have unbeliveable talent! i am sure kobe is wishing he didn't make those stupid remarks, but it's not like he said he was going to smoke up hahaha. on the other hand, if paul pierce had said that, we would NEVER hear the end of it! you have to look at it this way, the celtics have had the better season, period. hence the homecourt advantage...this has been a long time coming and they deserve it. kobe has a ring, that will make him fight that much harder for it next time. i thought that it would be celtics in 5, but i think the lakers are going to take game 5 sunday and then obviously, the celts are going to close the deal tuesday at home! we'll see....it definitely is fun to watch

2290 days ago
34.

d o double g    

No way HOSAY. Father's Day blow out by the green team!!!!

2290 days ago
35.

BlueberryMuffin    

The title says it all!!!

2290 days ago
36.

blah blah blah    

I'm sure parents who let their kids watch these games really appreciated a role model promote getting wasted as a way to get past a loss.

THATS A REAL ROLE MODEL FOR YA!!!

2290 days ago
37.

lex 76    

All you guys talking all the crap are just mad because they live in a crap city!!!! Where they bone each others cousins and watch grass grow!!!WestSIDE!!!!You guys know if you seen Kobe in the streets you would be all over his sack!!!peace!!!Word to your mother!!!!

2290 days ago
38.

Fluffy P    

THE KOBE LAKERS ARE THE MOST OVERRATED TEAM IN THE NBA. GAME 4 PROVED IT. THEY ARE THE FIRST TEAM IN FINALS HISTORY THAT BLEW -CHOKED A 24 POINT LEAD. IF THE FAKERS DID NOT HAVE KOBE "I'M TO COOL" BRYANT ON THEIR TEAM THEY WOULD HAVE NEVER MADE IT TO THE FINALS. KOBE IS THE MOST ARROGANT PLAYER IN THE NBA. HE DID NOT WANT SHAQ TO SHARE THE SPOTLIGHT WITH HIM AND SURPRISE SHAQ WAS TRADED TO THE MIAMI HEAT. ALSO, A YEAR AGO KOBE THREW HIS TEAM UNDER THE BUS AND DEMANDED TO BE TRADED TO A WINNING TEAM SO HE COULD ADD ANOTHER BLING TO HIS BLING COLLECTION.
AND I QUOTE I WOULD RATHER PLAY ON PLUTO THAN THE LA LAKERS!! SO LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS AFTER THE CELTICS WIN THE FINALS. MAYBE MR HOT STUFF WILL CRY AND TAKE THE SPACE SHUTTLE TO PLUTO AND FORM HIS OWN BASKETBALL TEAM SO HE CAN TAKE OVER IT JUST LIKE HE COULD WITH THE LAKERS!!
GO!!!!!!!!!!!CELTICS!!!!!!!!!GO!!!!!!!!!!!YOU DESERVE THE NBA TROPHY BECAUSE YOU PLAY LIKE A TEAM NOT LIKE THE LA FAKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2290 days ago
39.

Priscilla    

GO LAKERS !!!

2290 days ago
40.

Bill Clinton    

Kobe a good role model? For whom?.... He is a womanizing rapist, a pouty, dirty, whiney baby on the court.

He should buy some class and manners with all his money.


Go Celtics!

2290 days ago
41.

Obama Hussein Barak is the Anti-Christ    

I'm a Lakers fan and WAS a Kobe fan but enough is enough. I hope they pull all of his endoresements (if he has any left). Way to go, Kobe. You're gonna lose your family, your fans, your endorsements but probably not your whor*s (until all your money is gone), which at the rate you're going will be real soon.

2290 days ago
42.

ohcomeon    


WE HAVE ALL THE GREAT TEAMS! BASEBALL,FOOTBALL AND NOW BASKETBALL!!!! LA HAS NO GOOD FOOTBALL TEAMS OR BASEBALL ALL THEY HAVE IS THE LAKERS..YAWN!! NEW ENGLAND IS NUMBER 1 WE RULE ALL SPORTS!!!! GO HOME KOBE..LARRY BYRDS TEAM IS BACK!! LA NEEDS TO EXCEL IN OTHER SPORTS OTHER THAN BASKETBALL ALL THEY WATCH IS BASKETBALL OUT THERE..SO BORING.

2290 days ago
43.

ohcomeon    


i NEED TO RE QUOTE WHAT I WROTE. I MEANT CALIFORNIA HAS NO GOOD FOOTBALL/BASEBALL/HOCKEY TEAMS. ALL THEY HAVE EVER HAD IS BASKETBALL. THEY NEED A DIFFERENT DIVERSION AND ANOTHER SPORT TO FOCUS ON. NOW WE WILL TAKE BASKETBALL. YOU NEED BETTER TEAMS BECAUSE ALL YOU HAVE IS BASKETBALL. SINCE JOE MONTANA LEFT NOTHING HAS HAPPENED WITH SAN FRAN. WE HAVE TOM BRADY WHO WILL KICK THE RETIRED JOES RECORD. YOU NEED MORE THAN BASKETBALL..IT'S BORING TO HAVE JUST ONE TEAM TO CHEER ON.

2290 days ago
44.

Make It Right!!    

Ok TMZ, remember that you have to live and EAT in this town!! And in ALL THE RESTAURANTS in LA, they are filled with kitchen staff who like their Lakers and you are rubbing salt in their wounds!!! LOL!!! I'd let someone else taste your food first next time and every time you go out to eat after this! And forget getting food delivered to the office!!! LOL!!!

2290 days ago
45.

Big Papi    

Love my Celtics. Hey Paul, you rode it all the way through from the bottom to now the top. Hard work pays off. Thanks KG, Ray, and the rest of the awesome bench. Finish off the Lakers here in LA! Big Papi is waiting for you at Fenway!

GO CELTICS
P.S. Kobe, you are an overgrown drunk crybaby!

2289 days ago
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