The Crappiest Jonas Brother Fan Ever

6/13/2008 2:17 PM PDT
One girl hilariously -- at least to us -- broke into tears after catching a glimpse of the Jonas Brothers ... but that's nothing compared to the chick who says she got pooped on while waiting to meet 'em.

Also in NY: Martha Stewart got swept up by Jonas Bros. fans, Mama Knowles said Beyonce wasn't preggers and we talked to B herself later that night at a Hennessey dinner.

In L.A.: Cher went out in public, Rose McGowan bashed Congressman Weiner, two of J. Lo's exes were spotted, Bai Ling showed off her new sex toy and Laker fan Fergie left at half time -- missing her team get brutally defeated.