Not for too long, y'all – just to take care of Jamie Lynn while she gives birth to her baby in Louisiana. Just yesterday, People reports, her court-appointed attorney revealed that she would be "out of state" for several days, though he didn't say why.
Meanwhile, as TMZ reported yesterday, Brit's looking at some serious real estate in the Valley.
LiLo Pulls a Heigl Out of Emmys
Lindsay Lohan doesn't want an Emmy, either –- but she won't dump all over the writers like Katherine Heigl.
LiLo, according to the L.A. Times, is pulling herself out of consideration for this year's Emmys based on her appearances on "Ugly Betty", hoping to help her chances next season. Apparently, she's going to be in five episodes playing a high-school pal of Betty's. "We made a decision to wait," said a rep.
Sulu Beaming Up to the Altar
One of the first gay Californians to get his marriage license on? None other than "Star Trek's" George Takei.
The 71-year-old thesp (really, he's 71?) got his license to wed from the City of West Hollywood with longtime partner Brad Altman, People reports. "We are first and foremost beyond delighted," says Takei. "It's a landmark day."
Sulu and Altman plan to marry in September, with some of the Starship Enterprise's hands on deck.
Party Favors: Borat's Gay Alter-Ego Coming, Finally ... Dept. of Awkward Moments: Boomer Disses Linemen?
Sacha Baron Cohen's latest foray into embarrassing unsuspecting Americans with European oddness will unfurl next May with "Bruno," the gay Teutonic fashionista, says Variety. ... We're told that a weirdly eclectic bunch of celebs showed up to a Samsung event a couple nights ago – including Boomer Esiason, Kerry Rhodes, Michael Strahan, LeToya Luckett, Carlos Santana ... and Regis Philbin.