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Judge to Doc Jiffy: You Can Stay ... Almost

6/19/2008 4:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Daniel SerranoDaniel Serrano -- aka Dr. Jiffy Lube -- is one step closer to being allowed to stay in the country. Motor oil salesmen rejoice!

The government is withdrawing one felony charge against Serrano, but a judge still could deport him if he's found guilty of another. He just finished serving time in a federal prison for drug smuggling.

Serrano is trying to get out on bond, which the judge said he'll allow if he can prove he has a place to stay and a job offer waiting for him.

So far, the only lead Serrano has presented to the court is a letter offering him a job ... back in 2005.

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Sheriff    

Why in the hell would we let a bum like that stay in our country?

2285 days ago
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crus    

Has anyone else heard or confirmed Anerson Coopers partner is Keith Oberman?? I could care less that he is gay, Anderson Cooper seems like a cool dude, I'm sure he's a lefty, but he tries to keep it centered occaisionally, but, Oberman
is a jag off!

2285 days ago
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Cynic    

Why the hell would this creep who went around injecting automobile-grade silicone into people's faces be allowed to stay in this country?!

Deport his a$$!

2285 days ago
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good grief!    

omg, what nice system we have!!! I feel safer and safer each day knowing that creeps are out doing sh&t and hurting people because our justice system sees no problem with it!!!! Send him back to his native land so he can do what he wants there!!!!

2285 days ago
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ROTTWEILER    

ISN'T THAT JUST WHAT LIBERALISM BUYS US? WHAT KIND OF A JUDGE CAN LET THIS DIRTBAG STAY IN AMERICA? DO WE NEED AN EXTRA FELON OR WHAT? MAYBE THIS JUDGE SHOULD STEP DOWN OR JUMP ON THE LET'S EXTEND THE PRISONERS FROM 9/11 SOME MORE CIVIL RIGHTS! IN MY OPINION, PEOPLE DESERVE HUMAN RIGHTS BUT THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT CAME HER TO KILL US, WHY DO THEY HAVE RIGHTS THAT ONLY AMERICAN CITIZENS SHOULD HAVE THE PRIVILEDGE TO ENJOY? THEY SHOULD HAVE ZILCH AND BE HAPPY WITH THAT. DAMN ALL ACLU AND ATTORNEYS WHO ARE TAKING THEIR CASES PRO BONO. THEY EACH SHOULD HAVE LOST A LOVED ONE IN THE WORLD TRADE BUILDING, THAT SHOULD GIVE THEM CAUSE TO PAUSE. THESE MISERABLE JERKS SHOULD BE LUCKY FOR THE THREE MEALS A DAY AND THE FACT THEY CAN PRAY TO THEIR GOD AND ENJOY THEIR KORAN. FOR THE FEW INNOCENT THAT GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE FRINGE GROUP, THEY WILL BE HELPED. THE LIBERALS ARE GIVING AWAY OUR COUNTRY AND IT STARTS WITH DILUTING OUR CULTURE, DEMOCRATS AND JUDGES LIKE THIS ONE. WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO PROPOSITION 187? VOTED IN EFFECT BY 68% OF THE POPULATION? NO MORE FREE SOCIAL SERVICES FOR ILLEGALS, SIMPLE AND EFFECTIVE AND IT IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. LIBERAL JUDGES LET IT SIT IN APPEALS FOR 4 YEARS UNTIL WILSON WAS TERMED OUT. SO YOU SEE THE MESSAGE IS IF THE PEOPLE WANT IT, YOU AREN'T NECESSARILY IN CONTROL OF VOTING BECAUSE IF THE POLITICIANS DON'T WANT IT THEY APPEAL IT AND SACK IT OVER TIME. YOU ARE LIVING IN OBAMA NATION A KIND OF LIMBO. ENJOY, VOTE MCCAIN- HE AT LEAST WANTS TO GIVE VOUCHERS FOR EDUCATIONS FOR PARENTS WHO CAN DO BETTER BY SELECTING THEIR CHILDREN'S OWN EDUCATION INSTEAD OF LETTING THE LAUSD MONOPOLY TAKE EVERY LAST TAX DOLLAR FOR UPPER ADMINISTRATION. HOW CORRUPT IS THAT?

2285 days ago
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OCD    



Uhm. No. We need yet another "doctor" who specializes in malpractice? I'm thinking not.


2285 days ago
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maikiki    

BRILLIANT! THE IMMIGRATION SYSTEM IS WORKING ACCORDINGLY...LET'S SEND BACK AN INNOCENT CHILD BACK TO CUBA SO HE CAN LATER AT 14 BECOME A VICTIM OF THE CUBAN REGIME BUT LET'S KEEP A CRIMINAL WITH A DEGREE AND LETS WELCOME AND MAKE IT EASIER FOR SUPERMODELS TO GET VISAS.
AGAIN, BRILLIANT!

2285 days ago
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ozzman    

jackass...

2285 days ago
9.

Daisy    

We need to get rid of some judges in CA. Did you hear about Judge Cynthia Holcomb Hall (San Francisco) who ordered reinstatement Monday for 33 janitors in Los Angeles who were fired because their Social Security numbers did not match the government's database? She said employees can't be fired merely because the Social Security number they submit differs from the number in the government's files. Duh? These judges need to go!

2285 days ago
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ICEman    

Fear not.. If he was convicted of drug smuggling, that's an 'aggravated felony' in the eyes of Immigration and Customs Enforcement. No waiver is available, so he is totally deportable based on that alone(It's my job, so I am pretty darned sure on that one!)! No if's, ands, or silicone injected but(t)s about it!

2285 days ago
11.

Whatever    

#7 get off of it. That little boy still had a father and had rights, or do they not matter anymore because he is from another country.

Great yet again another criminal walking our streets. Send him back to his own country to walk the streets, we have enough criminals already. If they let him stay, I give him within a year before he starts drug smuggling again.

2285 days ago
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Lucy Phoenix    

Hey Judge - want some botox?

2284 days ago
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Cynic    

It's hilarious to find people blaming "liberals" and "liberal judges" for everything that's wrong with America, when there hasn't been a genuine liberal in office since the 1960s.

But you can't reason with people who live in their own private Bizarro World. They'll use any excuse to rationalize their hatred, no matter how flimsy it is.

I don't think anybody wants this creep here, aside from the idiot bureaucrat who processed his paperwork. Maybe not even him.

2284 days ago

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