Auntie Brit Brit Says Bye Bye
Little Maddie Briann Aldridge has barely been in this world 24 hours, but Britney's already hightailin' it from LA to L.A.
Nothing like a quick two-day vacation for a little teenage labor and delivery.
Little Maddie Briann Aldridge has barely been in this world 24 hours, but Britney's already hightailin' it from LA to L.A.
Nothing like a quick two-day vacation for a little teenage labor and delivery.
31. very well said Piper
Posted at 11:38PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Abby
32. Piper -
The Spears family invited the public into JL's pregnancy by selling their story and first baby pics to the paps. Celebrities can't wet public appetite when it's convenient for them and then complain about no privacy when it's not.
Posted at 12:27AM on Jun 21st 2008 by laus
33. I'm sure she left because you can't smoke Marlboros in the hospital, y'all! Dang, and no Starbucks, either. Shoot, I'm sure since the baby was the center of attention and Britney wasn't, she needed to get home as quickly as possible.
Posted at 12:39AM on Jun 21st 2008 by Kitten
34. Britney left quickly because she's jealous and couldn't stand the fact that her sister JL is getting all of the attention and has Maddie and the daddy at her side.
Posted at 1:02AM on Jun 21st 2008 by Star
35. How about she left because it is the KIND thing to do for Jamie Lynn. If she leaves then there's no need to be constantly harassed and swarmed by you dope head paps!! I can't imagine the scene had Britney stayed until Jamie Lynn got out of the hospital putting the new baby and Mom at risk at getting trampled by some overly excited low life "photographer".
I think its a good thing she left. She came, she saw, she left. Good timing and way to go Brit!
Posted at 1:35AM on Jun 21st 2008 by Astrid
36. Love the picture. Looks like she's running away from dirty diapers yet again.
Posted at 1:49AM on Jun 21st 2008 by me again
37. How about she left because she doesn't want to have dirty diapers and babysitting duties like me again said.
Posted at 3:49AM on Jun 21st 2008 by Dottie654
38. Okaaay, you've got a relatively small hospital with more than one patient in residence. Ordinary, everyday people want to go visit their loved ones, but lo and behold, there's a celeb on the premises, one who is CONSTANTLY being hounded by paparazzi. The girl can't take a dump without some jackass following her into the stall. So there you are, trying vainly to get in to see poor old Aunt Gertrude with nary a parking space to be found and screaming, shoving photographers are slithering near and far. It's nothing but bedlam!
Sooo, if Britney DOESN'T go to see her sister, she's screwed over by the media. If she DOES go, she's accused of causing all manner of chaos. Either way, she's screwed.
How would any of you like it if your every move was recorded? If you were stalked every frickin' moment of your life? If the tedious chore of putting gas in your car was stupid fodder for the tabloids? If you farted and it became headline news? There is literally NOTHING that woman can do where she isn't followed, hounded, photographed, and dissed. How would any of you like to have the paparazzi camped out on your doorstep 24/7, pushing and shoving and writing trash about you every damned day of your life? Would YOU be able to take it?
Posted at 8:41AM on Jun 21st 2008 by Niki
39. Uh Niki that's why most of us are not stars.
Posted at 7:15PM on Jun 21st 2008 by Kitten
40. 11. tmz,
don't let the sun go down and you're still in Mississippi or Louisiana. Gators don't sweat but you better-be gone, that is. We'll track you down like a swamp rat, y'all come.
Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 20th 2008 by allis love the taste of yankee interlopers early in the morning
The problem is that the gators will die of poisoning if they take a bite of any of the paps.
Posted at 8:39AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Alligators
41. 15. TMZ just needs to keep this family in the news any way they can, because they know it generates traffic. Without, Paris, Nicole, Lindsay, Anna Nicole, Britney, TMZ has no scandal, so they make it up on their own.
Posted at 6:48PM on Jun 20th 2008 by Holy freakin crap
I think that someone needs to organize a tag-team nude mud wresting match between Paris, Nicole, LiLo, and Britney. It'll make a fortune for the promoters and sponsors.
Posted at 8:41AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by An idea for a good business venture
42. 24. And the point of this article is......?
Posted at 8:28PM on Jun 20th 2008 by waa waa cry babies
... to dangle red meat in front of us, knowing that we'll act like a bunch of demented, starving hyenas and come here to rip each other apart. This generates hits on this site, thereby bringing in that much more revenue for Harvey Levin.
Posted at 8:42AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by zmt
43. Love the picture. Looks like she's running away from dirty diapers yet again.
Posted at 4:56PM on Jun 22nd 2008 by me again