Britney and Maloof in Cahoots for New Album!

46.
hattrick;

firstly, it's NOT that hard
to get signed by a label.

they can " manufacture " a talent like
britney and now rihanna every few years.

as far as getting air time, the labels " pay " for face time
on magazines and for radio stations to play their artist.

it's called " payola " ( read the book, HITMAN; learn something )

it comes right offf the top; just like all the production cost, high
priced songs they BOUGHT, the name producers like timberland, etc.

when it's all said and down after the release, the artist winds
up owing the label and paying back ALL the advances.

that what MOST artist actually live on, just the advances.

it takes them a few times around to realize
that the " entourages / posse " cost them money.

the ONLY money they
MIGHT make is in touring.

btw, for the record, you MAY be " in the biz " but sounds like
you're NOT even qualified to carry ms. UNFITNEY'S bags.

so my call stands; you share an apartment, drive
a leased car and MIGHT have a business card.

further, those other additional meaningless black
acts that you mentioned will never make it either......

Posted at 1:53AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by michael bruce ross

47.
diane t is right;

UNFITNEY'S " super "
daze are well over;

after a dozen select cities, she can do the
las vegas parking spot review for a few tears.

Posted at 2:27AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by michael bruce ross

48. Mrs.Cesarini

Parents, teachers and police are trying to teach kids the dangers of the internet and the importance of staying anonymous. You’re a teacher not only writing your name and occupation but involve your students in it?

It defies logic. There not here so you will relay to them you visited TMZ? Then why write your personal info if they’re not even here? Why not just use the nickname that only they seem to know so well. The internet is a dangerous place and you are a dangerous teacher with your “idea” of helping them learn.

One night on another celeb blog a guy gave out his name. Within no time at all he was freaking out because someone tracked him down and was posting this guys street address and phone number all over that blog.

You really should reconsider your teaching tactics.

Posted at 2:06AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by yawn

49. 29. There are people who have dedicated themselves to Brit bashing on the blogs. They are ususually easy to spot. They have a limited vocabulary and every other word is Britard and tween. They are hoping to get others to join them in their low self esteem club. The more you resist the more desperate they become.

Posted at 11:24PM on Jun 21st 2008 by Mrs Mia Wallace

Mrs Mia Wallace where do you see the word Britard and tween on this blog? The only place I've seen it is when you yourself first started mentioning it and now that I'm repeating it back to you. Take a look at # 22 and # 23 by Esau and then you can see limited vocabulary. He keeps repeating y, o, u and the word beginning with an f haters. You didn't spot that did you? Talk to your own low self esteem club member. The more you protest the more desperate you sound!

Posted at 2:17AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Adolph

50. michael give up on Patrick, he is as dumb as a stump.

Posted at 2:16AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by yawn

51. 6. school teacher
Surely you know the difference between misspelling a word and a typo right?
Oh wait you’re from the South, never mind.
Posted at 7:05PM on Jun 21st 2008 by psk

The "d" and "t" are not next to each other on the keyboard, so it is extremely unlikely that the TMZ loser who wrote the text simply hit the wrong key and ended up with "extent" instead of "extend". A typo would have been something like "extenf" or "extens" or "extendd".

In any case, even if the mental midgets who work on the TMZ staff try to insist that this was indeed a typo, that is still an unacceptable excuse. Badly spelled words (whether they are typos or not) should be caught by the proofreader or the editor before the story goes out. So we have a double case of lame stupidity here: the original third-grade-level writer misspelling the word, and then the blithering idiot of an editor not catching it.

And if the pathetic morons on the TMZ staff don't like being mocked and trashed, then they should stop mocking and trashing other people in the stories they write.

Posted at 2:29AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Live by the sword, die by the sword.

52. yawn and Michael Bruce Ross,

Drum Roll Please!!!
The joke is on you. This site is owned by an attorney.

My son and daughter have been taking acting/writing classes because school is out for summer break and they wanted something to do. We support them on things instead of loafing around all summer.
Naturally they do not like for me or their father to go and watch them. They won't stand up and do a monologue or dialogue for me or their Dad. But they will for their teacher and class and others.
They say we make them nervous.
They often have to read lines already written or they have to make up stories of their own, they call it improv.
Their teacher is the one who gave them the assignment on here.
She suggested TMZ, and to stay away from a Perez site (?).
So, my son was Mrs. Cessarini and my daughter was Patrick (ha ha ) (Hatrick)
My son wanted to play a man, and of course my daughter wanted to play a female.
My husband thought they needed to switch roles, to make them really have to come up with something good!!!
My Son told me he could get people in here to believe he was Mrs. Cessarini.(He used a fictitous name)
I didn't think he would be able to pull it off and HE DID!!! My son played you like a violin.


************************************************Michael Bruce Ross*******************************************************************

Congratulation's my daughter did a good job fooling you too. She kept you continuing to post back, and that is part of the assignment, to see how long she could keep you going.

As a matter of fact I called their teacher earlier to let her in on it. She was hysterically laughing.

My husband typed in any bad words.

My kids have long gone to bed and my husband and I cannot stop laughing.

My children will definitely sleep late tomorrow, from being up this late.

Thank You both so much for being our entertainment tonight.
All four of us have been right here........

Sorry, we ate all the pop corn.

My stomach still hurts from all of the laughing.

Posted at 3:18AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Proud Parents of Two

53. Proud Parents of Two

You are such a joke. Your story changes each time you write. You sound ridiculous.

BTW Harvey does not own TMZ It is owned by AOL and Telepictures. Harvey is just an employee, sorry to burst your bubble.

Posted at 3:27AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Liz

54. Mrs.Cesarini
Deja vu. That guy that had his name and phone put on that site tried to say that wasn't really his name too. Natural response I guess. Good luck with your obvious mental condition, you really should consider quitting from teaching. You don't sound like someone that should be dealing with children.

Posted at 3:36AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by yawn

55.
Liz,

Please don't be jealous of my kids. They are going to get an A for this.

My kids were getting tired and that's when my wife and I decided it was time to reveal the lesson.

It's called------Getting Played.

Good Night!

Posted at 3:43AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Proud Parents of Two

56. I am old and i asked my kids who attend school in santa barbara if they listen to britney spears, they do not. Britney spears no longer appeals to anyone, alot of hype for very little talent. Another Lohan, you've got to be kidding..

Posted at 5:58AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by myself

57.
sadly to say, i'm NOT michael bruce ross;

i did share a cell with him
and admired him greatly.

perhaps it is finally
time we ALL met....

not truly interested in your son, but your daughter sounds
DELICIOUS and seems to follows direction quite well.

hopefully soon.......

Posted at 3:52AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by charles cullen

58. LMAO@charles cullen

Posted at 3:59AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by yawn

59.
perhaps the head of the household of this
malfunctioning family can proudly watch ?

let's just consider it an additional encountered
" assignment " that we all can intimately share.

after all, it is the world wide web;we can
surly provide viewers with live footage.

but if you so wish, keeping inside the
family tradition, is quite understandable.

please respond accordingly.

btw, what's for breakfast ?

Posted at 4:10AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by charles cullen

60. 53......."My husband typed in any bad words"

How thoughtful of him..... Lady you are warped. What teacher sends kids to tmz? Normal parents try to keep their kids off sites like this.... Call your doctor and tell him you need an adjustment on your meds.....
If anyone gets an A for improv it should be Charles Cullen..... Dude that was funny.

Posted at 4:13AM on Jun 22nd 2008 by Sully