Seal: Fat People Shouldn't Act

According to Seal, there's only room in Hollywood for one fathead -- himself.

In an attempt to make a point to the paparazzi, Mr. Klum picked up a camera and went to the Malibu Country Mart -- where he told one photog who aspires to be an actor that he's too heavy to become a bigshot.

Apparently, he's never heard of Marlon Brando.



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46. Id rather be fat than look like seal anyday...he looks like someone just fried his face...at least a fat actor can be funny and get work, seal would have to work in horror movies.

Posted at 8:23PM on Jun 23rd 2008 by john

47. What the heck is that thing painted on your head?? The tat makes you look like an African tribal chief. Black tat on a black man makes me wonder what be hapnin.

Posted at 9:28PM on Jun 23rd 2008 by Big Bear

48. Ain't it a shame pounds come off easier than scars do, eh Seal you schlemeel? And while your at it....go back to shaving blindfolded with a chainsaw.

Posted at 9:42PM on Jun 23rd 2008 by Roger C.

49. Seal should shut up!
Ugly people like him shouldn't be allowed to act!!
He must like fat people cause his wife stays fat and pregnant!

Posted at 10:50PM on Jun 23rd 2008 by nicole

50. who is seal to talk about anyone's looks? he is UGLY and rude to boot! he has a big gap in his teeth and that ugly scar on his face. he has the money to get it fixed, but i guess now that he hooked up with heidi, he can save her money.

Posted at 11:07PM on Jun 23rd 2008 by sbc

51. This wasn't the original story. Why did you change the ENTIRE focus of your little fairytale, TMZ? Your original piece was about how you didn't follow Seal around and how he should stay away from places where you ignoramuses hang out stalking people. Now it's about something completely different.

Posted at 12:29AM on Jun 24th 2008 by Alanna

52. Did his face get attacked by a school of piranahs? What happened?

Posted at 12:39AM on Jun 24th 2008 by yuck-o

53. I like seal's music..But I Honestly did not know he was such a Grouch! which makes him look worst.
I wonder if he's like This with his fans ? I understand that the media could be aggravating..
But you just learn to ignore them, You can't keep acting like Oscar the Grouch from "Sesame street"..:P
and people will be Apprehensive to approach him.

Posted at 1:07AM on Jun 24th 2008 by yessy

54. He thinks way to much of himself.......he is where he is today because of the coverage, NOW that he has "made it" he don't want to be bothered or troubled by all the "supposed" attention...................how about people stop buying his CD's....I bet he would be looking for attention then!!!!!

Posted at 1:26AM on Jun 24th 2008 by Bella

55. Brando, James Gandolfini, Vincent Pastore, John Goodman, Kevin James, John Candy, Chris Farley, Brian Dennehy etc...
Man with holes in his face should not be talking about anybody. If it were not for Heidi Klum few would even know who he is.

Posted at 1:45AM on Jun 24th 2008 by Ben

56. LoL, Seal. I cold used your cauliflower cheeks as a grater for my heels. By the way, I'd stuff your wife :)

Posted at 2:38AM on Jun 24th 2008 by Miller

57. tmz - i have no qualms with bashing seal - but marlon brando was HOT as HELL in his day... just cause he got bigger when he was older doesn't mean that he started that way!

Posted at 3:44AM on Jun 24th 2008 by marlon brando was HOT

58. He needs "Dermabrasion" for his Foul-Mouth just like he needs "Dermabrasion" for both his Pock-Marked Cheeks.

Posted at 7:27AM on Jun 24th 2008 by DERMABRASION

59. Who is he to judge anyone. I hadn't seen him on television in years until he married Heidi Klum. Seal is far from the epitome of beauty (WHOA)...It would've taken Heidi Klum to clean up all that ugly off of his future offsprings.

Posted at 6:53AM on Jun 24th 2008 by Firecracker

60. Seal is deformed for god's sake and he's ripping on some guy's appearance? Hello? Hypocrite much?
I really don't understand some people. If you do not want to be bothered why not try some other restaurant than Nobu in Malibu??? Or the Ivy???? And maybe not drive a conspicuous gold Bentley convertible that screams "look at me!". It's possible to keep it a little more low profile you idiot.

Posted at 8:53AM on Jun 24th 2008 by beth

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