Cops: Shaq Won't Get Heat in Miami

1. I was just cleaning up the funk from his latest hit "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste". Its very catchy.

Signed,

Limp Laker Fan

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

2. hahaha!!!!!!!! I love the photo of Shaq!!! Great Job!!
You funny bas**s make my day!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jun 24th 2008 by diana g

3. Shaq and I have partied many times, he's cool

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 24th 2008 by FIBiker

4. Shaq cannot represent any police force if he's using such offensive language, Grow up, already.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

5. Shaq is awesome. What's not to love about huge guy like him?

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 24th 2008 by I luv the rap

6.
shaq's first call to duty will be
a missing person assignment.

he can search for the remains of
his career that's been long gone.......

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 24th 2008 by arthur shawcross

7. Yeah, you really cant hate on shaq, hel find you just like chuck norris would!

Posted at 6:33PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Rus

8. Imposter FlBiker, try to at least be funny or interesting. I abhor a boring imposter.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 24th 2008 by FlBiker

9. The sheriff that is taking Shaq's badge is full of crap,to me that just goes to show he doesn't know Shaq's history as a rapper .i think that the sheriff is a MR Shaq making raps has nothing to do with him he just wanted his 15 minutes of fame on the cost of the shaq.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Timothy Roberts of california

10. Good! When will some of these jerks get some of the crap out that's in their brains. Shaq was just having fun. We have turned in to such a nation of "offended" people that soon none of us will be allowed to talk.

Posted at 6:54PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Jessica

11. Shaq is AWESOME.................it's only freestyle rap don't take it personal. Actually it's really funny.

Posted at 7:29PM on Jun 24th 2008 by uncle ruckuss

12. Well, this can't be good news for the Arizona Sheriff... it makes him look like an attention whore.

Posted at 7:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Kobe

13. Karma is a bitch. Her and Life.

Posted at 7:05PM on Jun 24th 2008 by tortilla the hun

14. There is no excuse for what Shaq did and the language he used to taunt Kobe...for the sake of the Police force integrity, he needs to lose that police badge even if it just for sometime...by now he should have known he is a public figure and role model for many young people. I don’t pity him for any action taken against him.

Posted at 8:50PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Ken Jas

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There is something inside of us all
Its not anger, passion, hope, or just cause
Theres a little bit of suicide in us all

A little bit of suicide makes me who I am today...

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 24th 2008 by LOVETMZTHEBEST