Celebrity Justice
Cops: Shaq Won't Get Heat in Miami

Posted Jun 24th 2008 5:59PM by TMZ Staff

Minutes after an Arizona sheriff called for Shaquille O'Neal's badge over his n-bomb laced rap, the Diesel was already getting back-up from some of his other boys in blue.

According to a statement from Miami Beach Chief of Police Carlos Noriega, "Shaquille O'Neal is a member in good standing of the Miami Beach police Dept. He is a valuable asset to our organization and the city of Miami Beach."

Reps from the Los Angeles Port Authority, where he also serves as a reserve officer, had no comment.

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1. I was just cleaning up the funk from his latest hit "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste". Its very catchy.

Signed,

Limp Laker Fan

Posted at 6:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by SuperStarSteve

2. hahaha!!!!!!!! I love the photo of Shaq!!! Great Job!!
You funny bas**s make my day!!

Posted at 6:06PM on Jun 24th 2008 by diana g

3. Shaq and I have partied many times, he's cool

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 24th 2008 by FIBiker

4. Shaq cannot represent any police force if he's using such offensive language, Grow up, already.

Posted at 6:21PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Carolyn (Abernathy)

5. Shaq is awesome. What's not to love about huge guy like him?

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 24th 2008 by I luv the rap

6.
shaq's first call to duty will be
a missing person assignment.

he can search for the remains of
his career that's been long gone.......

Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 24th 2008 by arthur shawcross

7. Yeah, you really cant hate on shaq, hel find you just like chuck norris would!

Posted at 6:33PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Rus

8. Imposter FlBiker, try to at least be funny or interesting. I abhor a boring imposter.

Posted at 6:43PM on Jun 24th 2008 by FlBiker

9. The sheriff that is taking Shaq's badge is full of crap,to me that just goes to show he doesn't know Shaq's history as a rapper .i think that the sheriff is a MR Shaq making raps has nothing to do with him he just wanted his 15 minutes of fame on the cost of the shaq.

Posted at 6:51PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Timothy Roberts of california

10. Good! When will some of these jerks get some of the crap out that's in their brains. Shaq was just having fun. We have turned in to such a nation of "offended" people that soon none of us will be allowed to talk.

Posted at 6:54PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Jessica

11. Well, this can't be good news for the Arizona Sheriff... it makes him look like an attention whore.

Posted at 7:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Kobe

12. Karma is a bitch. Her and Life.

Posted at 7:05PM on Jun 24th 2008 by tortilla the hun

13. A Little Bit Of Suicide


A little bit of suicide a day keeps the doctor away
A little bit of suicide a week keeps the nightmares at bay
A little bit of suicide a month keeps my friends worrying
A little bit of suicide a year keeps my heart still beating
A little bit of suicide every season keeps me filled with hate
A little bit of suicide every decade keeps society awake
A little bit of suicide every generation keeps the kids in graves
A little bit of suicide every turn of the century keeps the bright minds saved
A little bit of suicide every millennium makes the history books more interesting
A little bit of suicide every dawn of creation makes the world worth saving
A little bit of suicide every lifetime makes our lives so much more loved
There is something inside of us all
Its not anger, passion, hope, or just cause
Theres a little bit of suicide in us all

A little bit of suicide makes me who I am today...

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 24th 2008 by LOVETMZTHEBEST

14. This Sheriff is just being his typical redneck, arrogant, egotistical, blow hard self, looking for serious public attention('cause mommy never gave it to him)! BTW, he'll be lucky if his human rights abuses don't come back to bite him in the a$$! Yeah, I can stand hearing about this idiot as much as bout Bill Gate's billions!

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 24th 2008 by jbird

15. Diesel is THE MAN! Can't hate on Shaq. He speaks his mind. Kobe pulled a b*tch move by diming on Shaq. Cost the big fella his marriage. So what if he cheated. What multi-millionaire star DOESN'T cheat? Only a punk tries to escape trouble by ratting out his homie. That's right Diesel! We support ya big fella! Tell 'em how you REALLY feel!

Posted at 7:17PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Diesel is the man!

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