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Orlando and Miranda in Full Bloom

It's obvious who wears the pants in Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's relationship.

The stupidly hot couple roasted in the Spanish sun on the Canary Islands with Orlando going completely buck naked, while his Victoria's Secret supermodel babe kept it modest ... by just wearing a bikini bottom. Olé!

When these two are together, there are few places where the sun don't shine.




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16. TOO SKINNY .. SHE LOOKS AWFUL .. SHE'S ALL BONES .. THESE MODELS LOOK LIKE HELL .. THIS ONE WORSE .. I'VE SEEN DEAD PEOPLE LOOK BETTER

Posted at 2:29PM on Jun 24th 2008 by VAL

17. These to need to order room service STAT! There combined weight appears to be 100 pounds!

Posted at 2:39PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Edward

18. They both look seriously skinny. Nothing is more unattractive than a skinny ass man.

GIMME SOME SUBSTANCE! ;-)

Posted at 2:40PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Dawn Day

19. To all the heterosexual guys out there...
DO YOU REALLY like women who look so skinny??? I just don't find that attractive.. she looks lanky

Posted at 2:40PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Hey guys

20. That's Miranda in the picture with him. And in the other shot, I'm sorry, pretty face and all, but that girls body needs some meat! She looks anorexic thin!

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Uhhhh..... HELLO!!!!!

21. If she was my girlfriend, she would be in bed all week long-butt naked- with her legs over her head and ordering room service. She would be so sore she wouldn't be prancing around half naked.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jun 24th 2008 by I'd do her

22.

And just why is it necessary to peek in their windows with telephoto lenses?

Yes, he has a really cute backside, but it's kind of like stealing, yanno? If he wanted me to see his bumper, he'd pose it in a magazine or drop trou on the red carpet.

Posted at 2:44PM on Jun 24th 2008 by OCD

23. I think it's really a shame that just because you become successful as an actor, you are objectified and put out there for public scrutiny. Just thinking of putting myself in the place of anyone who constantly has cameras trained on them, esp. when they think they're alone, is unfathomable. And people who sink to these depths for a living or criticize people are NOT truly thinking how they might feel with their own privacy so insanely violated!

Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 24th 2008 by SHILOH K.

24. Gross,
They both have the body of a twelve year old boy.

Posted at 2:52PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Oh Canada...

25. The two of them should swtich apparel ideas.

Posted at 3:03PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Bryan Wynn

26. 8. We are the only civilized country who even gives a S&*@# about nude sun bathing - you are hicks - leave em alone!!!

Posted at 2:16PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Good Little Girl

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You got it backwards, girlie, we aren't hicks ---- it's the others that are trash.
BTW these pictures made me gag on my lunch. Thanks.

Posted at 3:01PM on Jun 24th 2008 by R.Zimmerman

27. I say it's another woman in the room with him. Room service?

Posted at 8:41PM on Jul 3rd 2008 by blown away

28. This is wrong. They're in another country and in their own private space. To take photos of them in states of undress is nothing but pornographic voyeurism and there should be laws. Believe me, if a picture turned up on the internet of me nude, sunbathing on my balcony, I doubt that it would be legal. Why is it okay to violate celebrities' rights to privacy?

Posted at 3:08PM on Jun 24th 2008 by TMZhires13yearolds

29. ummm, he looks bruised and sickly and not fine. . y'all sure that's him?

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 24th 2008 by nuh-uh

30. Do you guys ever give anyone any privacy? I mean come on! They are on vacation, LEAVE THEM ALONE!

Posted at 3:44PM on Jun 24th 2008 by K

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