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Orlando and Miranda

In Full Bloom

6/24/2008 2:50 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It's obvious who wears the pants in Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr's relationship.


The stupidly hot couple roasted in the Spanish sun on the Canary Islands with Orlando going completely buck naked, while his Victoria's Secret supermodel babe kept it modest ... by just wearing a bikini bottom. Olé!

When these two are together, there are few places where the sun don't shine.

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16.

val    

TOO SKINNY .. SHE LOOKS AWFUL .. SHE'S ALL BONES .. THESE MODELS LOOK LIKE HELL .. THIS ONE WORSE .. I'VE SEEN DEAD PEOPLE LOOK BETTER

2131 days ago
17.

Edward    

These to need to order room service STAT! There combined weight appears to be 100 pounds!

2131 days ago
18.

Dawn Day    

They both look seriously skinny. Nothing is more unattractive than a skinny ass man.

GIMME SOME SUBSTANCE! ;-)

2131 days ago
19.

geez    

To all the heterosexual guys out there...
DO YOU REALLY like women who look so skinny??? I just don't find that attractive.. she looks lanky

2131 days ago
20.

Bree    

That's Miranda in the picture with him. And in the other shot, I'm sorry, pretty face and all, but that girls body needs some meat! She looks anorexic thin!

2131 days ago
21.

I'd do both    

If she was my girlfriend, she would be in bed all week long-butt naked- with her legs over her head and ordering room service. She would be so sore she wouldn't be prancing around half naked.

2131 days ago
22.

OCD    



And just why is it necessary to peek in their windows with telephoto lenses?

Yes, he has a really cute backside, but it's kind of like stealing, yanno? If he wanted me to see his bumper, he'd pose it in a magazine or drop trou on the red carpet.

2131 days ago
23.

Cabo    

I think it's really a shame that just because you become successful as an actor, you are objectified and put out there for public scrutiny. Just thinking of putting myself in the place of anyone who constantly has cameras trained on them, esp. when they think they're alone, is unfathomable. And people who sink to these depths for a living or criticize people are NOT truly thinking how they might feel with their own privacy so insanely violated!

2131 days ago
24.

Oh Canada    

Gross,
They both have the body of a twelve year old boy.

2131 days ago
25.

Bryan Wynn    

The two of them should swtich apparel ideas.

2131 days ago
26.

R.Zimmerman    

8. We are the only civilized country who even gives a S&*@# about nude sun bathing - you are hicks - leave em alone!!!

Posted at 2:16PM on Jun 24th 2008 by Good Little Girl

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You got it backwards, girlie, we aren't hicks ---- it's the others that are trash.
BTW these pictures made me gag on my lunch. Thanks.

2131 days ago
27.

Thug    

I say it's another woman in the room with him. Room service?

2131 days ago
28.

TMZhires13yearolds    

This is wrong. They're in another country and in their own private space. To take photos of them in states of undress is nothing but pornographic voyeurism and there should be laws. Believe me, if a picture turned up on the internet of me nude, sunbathing on my balcony, I doubt that it would be legal. Why is it okay to violate celebrities' rights to privacy?

2131 days ago
29.

Someone'sMom    

ummm, he looks bruised and sickly and not fine. . y'all sure that's him?

2131 days ago
30.

Kat    

Do you guys ever give anyone any privacy? I mean come on! They are on vacation, LEAVE THEM ALONE!

2131 days ago
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