Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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316. BARFFFFFFFFFFFF

Posted at 12:30AM on Aug 3rd 2008 by Yuuuuuuuuuck

317. This is F#@%ing hilarious! He makes her HOLD THE CAMERA!!! OMG, Vern! Have some class! And while you're at it, don't EVER, EVER tape yourself doin' the nasty again...cuz some things we just don't wanna know!

Posted at 2:31PM on Aug 7th 2008 by sayitasiseeit

318. My Gag Reflex is still going. That tongue is the nasty thing I have every seen. I think I am going stab myself with a rusty nail in both my eyes so I never see that again.

Posted at 10:58AM on Aug 12th 2008 by Gag Reflex

319. come on u gotta give him credit for gettin some alot of people cant even get a girl

Posted at 8:12PM on Aug 12th 2008 by Bwalk21

320. This is quite possibly the most disturbing and disgusting thing I have ever had this misfortune to witness... Im all for little people gettin it on but I never, never wanted to see it.... Seriously, made me wanna loose my lunch! Ewe

Posted at 1:06AM on Aug 13th 2008 by Tanya Priest

321. tutto qui????? io pensavo che trombassero... ma poi credo sia materialmente impossibile!!!! cmq sono deluso!!!!

Posted at 8:42AM on Aug 18th 2008 by trampoliere82

322. Totally stupid loser.

Posted at 9:24PM on Aug 28th 2008 by jerry

323. Absolutly disgusting!
And that tongue, ugh! Does anybody please explain this guy the right way of kiss a girl?

Posted at 1:22PM on Sep 11th 2008 by Monhe

324. mini-me, stop humping the laser.

Posted at 11:55PM on Sep 12th 2008 by jhunt

325. Hell, just wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 12:30AM on Sep 21st 2008 by Celeb 1

326. Its not disgusting because of the size difference, its the tongue...F**k! How could she...? Why'd I watch??? Shame on me!!!

Posted at 4:56PM on Oct 3rd 2008 by roxy

327. NASTY GROSSS.eeewwww
I am nauseated,most disgusting horror show ever

Posted at 6:09PM on Oct 14th 2008 by travis

328. am blind ewwwwww don even wanna see the rest, i think my sex drive jus died tonite, i wanna see cartoons now

Posted at 12:45AM on Oct 19th 2008 by Sol

329. This was like watching a sci-fi porn channel with martian midget doing an earth girl LOL! Just wrong, some things in life are better kept private and this is definitely one ewwwww stick that nasty lil tongue back in your mouth Vern. He is one sick lil puppy- literally LMAO!

Posted at 12:50AM on Oct 19th 2008 by Sol

330. Not good. I want to meet the person who," wanted to poke out their mind's eye. Any normal person would want to.

Posted at 9:41AM on Jan 4th 2009 by Erin

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