Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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331. Can he have sex????????

Posted at 9:48PM on Jan 9th 2009 by Valmont

332. Mini-Me has a sex tape what is this world coming to.........is he on drugs he looks horrible............and she looks like a man. Let pray he gets the help he needs.

Posted at 5:36PM on Feb 26th 2009 by kat

333. he is hideously repulsive. what is this woman doing?

Posted at 8:22PM on Feb 27th 2009 by morgan

334. yuck !!!!!
That is nasty....

Posted at 7:30AM on Feb 28th 2009 by NaWaL

335. Uh. Did I miss something? The video is 24 seconds and shows a kiss. What the hell is "gross"?

Posted at 1:05AM on Mar 27th 2009 by Sarkasmi

336. hmmmmmmmmm

Posted at 12:13AM on Apr 4th 2009 by ajay

337. Yeeeaaahh!!! Go on, my main man Verne! Get stuck in!! Hah ha, just cos hes little dont mean the guy aint gettin it on like the little hellhound he is!! Delighted for ya Verne! Give her one from me. That bitch wouldnt look twice at ordinary guys in the street. She a gold digger, if ever there was one. I hope verne showed her whats what, and now hell make millions from the dvd. I salute you Verne!!

Posted at 11:02AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Rasher

338. VERNE IS ASSERTING HIS MANHOOD ON THIS BITCH, JUST LIKE ANY ONE OF US WOULD. THATS A GOLD DIGGER AND VERNES THE MAN. I HOPE HE MAKES LOTS OF MONEY OUT OF THIS.

Posted at 11:07AM on Jun 10th 2009 by Rasher

339. first of all that is stupid a midget..hahaha

Posted at 10:35AM on Jun 11th 2009 by sara

340. Hahaha Get It Mini Me !

Posted at 7:55PM on Sep 29th 2009 by JB

341. hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hes so cute with his teeny tung lolll

Posted at 2:05PM on Nov 7th 2009 by shaz

342. REALLY? This is interesting?It's crap and a waste of time... Live life the best way that you know and understand.

Posted at 7:56AM on Nov 19th 2009 by sanfranciscotimewaster

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