Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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31. Oh Lord, my eyes! I am so beyond grossed out! I will never be the same again! Must go bleach my eyes & brain....

Posted at 5:10PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Mrs.Scott

32. I didn't really want to watch it, but on the other hand, I couldn't pretend it wasn't there and NOT watch it. And even though I've been completely grossed out, I feel like I'm going to have to see the whole thing now. It's going to be ugly, I know. I'll probably watch it through my fingers after I've thrown my hands over my eyes in horror.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Julie

33. not enough motion in the ocean for that to work.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Poo Gargler

34. I just vomited in my mouth.

Posted at 5:09PM on Jun 25th 2008 by gross

35. Best. Sex Tape. Ever.

Posted at 5:57PM on Jun 25th 2008 by heywoodfloyd

36. This reminds me of a scene on the comedy Galaxy Quest, when a crewmember is getting it on with an octopus type alien, and the crewmember states, "that ain't right". I think the sale, purchasing, or even viewing this would qualify for that comment. But again, it will answer the question once-and-for all, it is really "mini me"

Posted at 5:11PM on Jun 25th 2008 by hmpotc33

37. wow. about time Verne Troyer made a sex tape. ive always wondered what he looked like naked...... dont hate on midgets!!!!!! i love midgets. verne and wee man are HOT!!!!!! i would do them.... mmmmm....

Posted at 5:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by pam

38. My eyes! My eyes! and I thought we've pretty much seen it all! Yikerdoodles!

Posted at 5:15PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Nic

39. Oh Dear God - This is absolutely the grossest thing I have seen. I feel sick to my stomach. That girl needs serious counseling.

Posted at 9:02PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Sickened

40. I think I'm going to be ill

Posted at 5:16PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Sooka

41. I heard the new Mike Myers flick only made 14 million last weekend. Is this their back-up plan for publicity? Btw, does it really count as sex?

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Poo Gargler

42. Can someone describe what he is doing in the video????????? I am so curious.

Posted at 5:17PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Lala

43. that was the most disturbing thing I believe I have laid my eyes upon. I've always been curious about their relationship, but never wanted to actually see it...

Posted at 5:19PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Jaime

44. That makes my head hurt

Posted at 5:18PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Kat

45. Sorry #43 there are no words to descibe what he's doing.... He so creeps me out, nasty tiny little man! Oh God, I need to use the bleach again! Help I can't get that image out of my brain!

Posted at 5:21PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Mrs.Scott

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