Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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61. I'll watch it once my boss goes to break! He He! :)

I'm so curious.......... :)

Posted at 11:03AM on Jun 26th 2008 by OBAMA HATER :)

62. Imagine the stretching required for '69'.

Posted at 6:12PM on Jun 25th 2008 by I Thought I Smelled Cabbage

63. That was ugly.

Posted at 6:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Kasey

64. OMG JUST THE PICTURE ALONE MADE ME ILL I HAVE NOT EVEN OPENED THE VIDEO. JUST LOOK AT HIS TONGUE OHHH GOD PLEASE TAKE THIS OFF BEFORE I WATCH IT TMZ. IT LOOKS LIKE A BABY TONGING HIS MOTHER OK I JUST THREW UP

Posted at 6:15PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Dee

65. Oh yeah, midget sex....

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Flake

66. I can't even bring myself to click "play video". Just the idea alone is too horrible.

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 25th 2008 by nira k

67. i'm going to throw up. delete this entry. delete it now. *puke*

Posted at 6:22PM on Jun 25th 2008 by whitegirl

68. AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!! MY EYES!!!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!

Posted at 6:24PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Shirlaine D.

69. I actually feel sorry for him. He can't help that he's handicapped.

Posted at 6:26PM on Jun 25th 2008 by ruf

70. EWWWWWW and she's even kinda moaning!! this is SICK SICK SICK!!!! I tell you!!!!! I know everyone needs love but NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see it!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Barf*

Posted at 6:28PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Barb

71. thats right-TAKE IT ALL THE WAY BITCH!!!!!!!

Posted at 6:28PM on Jun 25th 2008 by MINI PEE

72. ... NOT watching!!! ... the small photo was BAD enough!!!

Posted at 6:33PM on Jun 25th 2008 by melissa b

73. is this some kind of promotional tie-in to The Love Guru? Sick. I bet it will make more money than Love Guru though.

Posted at 6:33PM on Jun 25th 2008 by mtnsurfer

74. ...you'd have to pay me to watch it. Lol.

Posted at 6:33PM on Jun 25th 2008 by nin1337

75. AWWRIGHT..now I don't feel so small!!

Posted at 6:39PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Fernando Valenzuela

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