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Mini-Me Sex Tape:

Avert Your Eyes!

6/25/2008 8:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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61.

Shirlaine D.    

AHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES !!! MY EYES!!!! THEY ARE BURNING!!!!

2249 days ago
62.

ruf    

I actually feel sorry for him. He can't help that he's handicapped.

2249 days ago
63.

AHHHH!!    

EWWWWWW and she's even kinda moaning!! this is SICK SICK SICK!!!! I tell you!!!!! I know everyone needs love but NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we dont want to see it!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Barf*

2249 days ago
64.

DON'T U KNOW WHO I THINK I AM?!    

thats right-TAKE IT ALL THE WAY BITCH!!!!!!!

2249 days ago
65.

melissa b    

... NOT watching!!! ... the small photo was BAD enough!!!

2249 days ago
66.

mtnsurfer    

is this some kind of promotional tie-in to The Love Guru? Sick. I bet it will make more money than Love Guru though.

2249 days ago
67.

Audrina HOT    

...you'd have to pay me to watch it. Lol.

2249 days ago
68.

Fernando Valenzuela    

AWWRIGHT..now I don't feel so small!!

2249 days ago
69.

Colo.Girl    

Only thing worse than this would be if he and Screech made a sex video together.

2249 days ago
70.

Black Teef    

Why in the name of Sweet Jesus am I beating my meat like it owes me money???????

2249 days ago
71.

The Observer    

I just lit my eyes on fire and put the intense inferno out with a garden rake... Interesting to note that this didn't help.

2249 days ago
72.

Brattus Rattus    

With the difference in their sizes, it's like giving a whale a tic-tac.

2249 days ago
73.

me    

come on guys. freakish dwarves need lovin' too.

2249 days ago
74.

saint    

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard regarding the comments posted. I don't have access to the video but someone mentioned 69 position??? Oh my Lord . DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

2249 days ago
75.

muybonita    

I'm laughing my a$$ off as I write this, but - midgets need love too!

2249 days ago
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