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Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Posted Jun 25th 2008 7:30PM by TMZ Staff

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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76. Only thing worse than this would be if he and Screech made a sex video together.

Posted at 6:45PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Colo.Girl

77. Why in the name of Sweet Jesus am I beating my meat like it owes me money???????

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Stevo

78. I just lit my eyes on fire and put the intense inferno out with a garden rake... Interesting to note that this didn't help.

Posted at 6:46PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Observer

79. With the difference in their sizes, it's like giving a whale a tic-tac.

Posted at 6:44PM on Jun 25th 2008 by I know I'm Wrong

80. come on guys. freakish dwarves need lovin' too.

Posted at 6:58PM on Jun 25th 2008 by me

81. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard regarding the comments posted. I don't have access to the video but someone mentioned 69 position??? Oh my Lord . DAMN, DAMN, DAMN!

Posted at 6:51PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Lola

82. I'm laughing my a$$ off as I write this, but - midgets need love too!

Posted at 6:57PM on Jun 25th 2008 by muybonita

83. he is just a disgusting little pig and she is not much better... yuck ... she must be desperate ... who in heck would kiss him ??? blech..... wonder if he knows the roloff's .... what would matt roloff say about this mess??? blech.... i would rather kiss a dog than kiss that nasty little man

Posted at 6:59PM on Jun 25th 2008 by betie

84. OMG! For some reason, I had to watch it and as I thought, I'm beyond disgusted. Ewww. EWWWWW! Soo f-ing gross people! If you haven't looked.... Don't! So, do you think she carries him on her hip into their bedroom???

Posted at 7:06PM on Jun 25th 2008 by OMG!!!

85. I wanna see it, but i mean...

Posted at 7:13PM on Jun 25th 2008 by César

86. EWWWWWW EWWWWWWW EWWWWW... MAKES ME WANT TO FKNG BARF!!! ewwwwwwwEWWWWWWWWEWWWW
YUCK ...YUCK.... GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 25th 2008 by ang

87. That's it...

This is the Seventh Sign.

The seas will begin boiling any minute now.

Posted at 7:16PM on Jun 25th 2008 by WhyDidIClickOnThis?

88. Vern looks like a lizard, and it may be that her eyes are closed because of that, but she looks dead. I don't think I could ever watch that video without getting sick to my stomach. I like mini-me, but I don't want to see him having sex. UGHH!
GET IN MY BELLY!! I WANT MY BABY BACK RIBS.

Yeah, that's right. I said it.
CLINT

Posted at 7:37PM on Jun 25th 2008 by clint of the mountain

89. Damn talk about overreacting. The video doesn't show any sex. Common sense would tell you that. It just shows Verne leaning over and the two kissing.

Posted at 7:46PM on Jun 25th 2008 by hehe

90. NASTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN, JUST FOR THAT I'M NOT GONA SEE THE LOVE GURU.

Posted at 12:03PM on Jun 26th 2008 by MERCY

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