Mini-Me Sex Tape: Avert Your Eyes!

Come on, you know you wanna watch ...

Yes, that's Mini-Me Verne Troyer in a sex tape shot with his former live-in girlfriend at the couple's apartment. A third party has snatched up the tape and although no deal has been made, we hear dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Paris' video, is entertaining a $100k offer from SugarDVD to distribute the nastiness. We would have thought the tape was worth at least ONE BILLION DOLLARS.

A rep for Troyer could not be reached for comment.

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91. OMG... Ha ha ha ha... Oh dear lord! I've never laughed so hard in all my life. I think seeing the picture and then reading the comments that followed have officially killed me. This is hilarious! Thanks for the laugh all!

Posted at 6:47PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Jen

92. Actually I think she kinda looks like Amy Winehouse....

Posted at 7:57PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Missy

93. Well, you have to admit the comments are hilarious, it ALMOST makes it ok for TMZ to post this, hence, I said almost. lol

Posted at 7:57PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Kelli

94. Well excuse all of us Ginny #88. Why is it that you take the time to post on this site if YOU are not interested? This is for entertainment purposes only. Get off the f'n site a$$wipe!

Posted at 7:58PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Lola

95. oh no. i just through up in my mouth.

Posted at 8:04PM on Jun 25th 2008 by donhab

96. i think his penis size is likely the same size as his tongue. totally gross!

Posted at 8:04PM on Jun 25th 2008 by I'm just saying...

97. You tell her, Lola! And you rhymed! :)

Posted at 8:08PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Colo.Girl

98. I was just wondering if his organ is the size of someone 2 ft tall, or that of a man, if a man size, what happens when the bells drop when he gets older?, do they make a special hoist for when they walk around after a shower? seriously!

Posted at 8:18PM on Jun 25th 2008 by um, how do I say this?

99. Hey, #88, all sex is disgusting to WATCH? If you wander beyond the boundaries of your Texas compound and let down that bee-hive hair you might discover another, healthy feeling buried deep inside your subconscious.

Posted at 8:24PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Observer

100. He looks like the hairless cat from Austin Powers

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 5th 2008 by KGM

101. #97 you are soo funny .. lol ... i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants .. he probably has a " ball hoster " to keep them from dragging....
nasty little munchkin....
i bet he and matt roloff know each other.. altough if he does i wouldn't admit it.... if i were matt

i would never watch that whole video , the kissing was enough to make me hurl... and laugh ... his little mouth ... ugh it would be like kissing a 8 year old....

slimy little tripod.... keep up the funny comments i haven't laughed this much in a long time....


Posted at 8:30PM on Jun 25th 2008 by la shameeka

102. LOL #98! PERFECTLY WRITTEN. I couldn't have said it better myself.
I see you #96.

Posted at 8:32PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Lola

103. OMG, THIS IS LIKE FACES OF DEATH I JUST CANT TURN AWAY. WHEN CAN I SE THE WHOLE THING?

Posted at 8:37PM on Jun 25th 2008 by evilynnn

104. His lil pepee fits perfect in her belly hole! More disgusting then this little freak is this grown ass women having so called sex with freak boy! Women will do anything for money- get pee'd on eating poo poo , donkey sex and now mini me Wow!
I am so glad i have a penis! Belly button love whooohu

Posted at 9:12PM on Jun 25th 2008 by belly button love

105. Hey all kidding aside. I bet Minnie Me makes up for any size issues--(hehe)..... And besides all the D-List celebs have sex videos now the midgets of the world have their own celeb porn..More power to them.... I bet Matt Rolof will be the first in line to buy it.....

Posted at 8:40PM on Jun 25th 2008 by Zoya

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