Drunk Girls Make Paris Look Good

First.

800 Pound Gorilla.

She actually looks really good here. Benji has really calmed her down. I actuall y am starting to really like her now.

Why can't someone just shoot her?

wow, paris looks great!

Paris is the most eatable gal on the planet. Oh, the things I wold love to do to her. She is amazing!

Porn Star,
Porn Star,
Porn Star...

SHE IS A WASTE OF SPACE

Oh please, nothing could make Paris look good. You can dress up, but you cannot take the trash out of her.

Paris is still a ho - made several pornos and proves money cant buy class.

I agree, paris actually looks good, here.
What she looks like, AFTER tonite, might be another story.
Didn't TMZ say that the Paps are just not following her, like they use to?
Maybe that means that she's "starting" to settle down and Grow up?

Paris lookin' a bit Junior League-y. Time marches on.

"Mommy, who's Paris Hilton?"

"She's famous for a nasty movie, dear. Don't be like her"

paris hiltons face looks like my dogs butt if I shaved the hair off his behind. No, wait that would be an insult to my dogs butt if I said it looked anything like paris hilton.

Now we know what was under Benji hat thanks now put it back on.

Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla