Drunk Girls Make Paris Look Good

16. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The world revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 4:45PM on Jun 26th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

17. I see benji shaved his head after all the internet pictures of him balding,looks better.As for paris you can dress up but she's still a piece of trash,money cannot buy class.Run benji run herpes is forever!!!

Posted at 6:17PM on Jun 26th 2008 by ann

18. She can't call the paps any more to tell them where she will be because Benji would know it, and never approve. I have friends who work in the media in L.A. She has spent a ton of money buying her own publicity. She lied (no surprise there) during an interview and bragged that many cars of photogs follow her around all the time, even to her home any time she is “spotted.” Just where were, and where are, all of these photographs? What complete bull.

Posted at 7:23PM on Jun 26th 2008 by geo

19. I just have to say this is the best I have ever seen her look. Her new relationship must be good for her. We have not seen her on any poles, or at any clubs. Good for her, it is always possible she could be changing.

Posted at 7:55PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Kelli

20. No Kelli, I really don't think it is possible......................she is to much "in love" with herself!

Posted at 8:06PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Dallas

21. HAHA!! Way to be positive Dallas, your such an optimist!! :P

Posted at 8:13PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Kelli

22. I want to say something bad, but this is so hilarious...Who actually does this stuff?
BTW I think Paris looks beautiful. I hope she and Benji live happily ever after.

Posted at 8:43PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Still Laughing

23. I see a white picket fence and happy ending for her. She looks like a PTA President, room Mom, and a respectable woman. What is wrong with being positive people? She is in her 20's? It is possible...

Posted at 9:22PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Kelli

24. The only reason reason I want her to "settle down" is so we never hear from her again

Posted at 9:44PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Go 'Way Paris, SHOO

25. Oops, I stuttered

Posted at 9:47PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Go 'Way Paris, SHOO

26. Paris a respectable woman? I'm still laughing!!!!!!!!!! oh yah and still in her 20's, lets say 28 and washed up,she's nothing but a no talent skank,paris is the one that makes herself the laughingstock,thanks for the humor!! The white picket fence right I won't even go there! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Posted at 11:41PM on Jun 26th 2008 by The joke is on paris

27. I used to think that people were not being fair to Paris. But every time I think, “why not give her the benefit of a doubt,” she comes out with another lie, or does something phony or spiteful. And this person calls herself a good role model? No wonder parents and teachers alike are concerned. It’s hard to ignore after awhile because of Hilton’s constant media games.

Her PR spam posters aren’t doing her any favors. From what I’ve observed, they avoid incidents such as the infamous “cottage cheese in a garbage bag” nastiness like the plague, and the fact that she lies so much – like bragging that she created her “empire” all on her own. It appears that they steer clear of the truth, and attack those who don’t respect Hilton with some vague nonsense. Or, they'll accuse them of being jealous, hateful, unfulfilled, trailer park dwellers. Let’s face it…if this were true, most of America would be a third-world country.

Posted at 5:28AM on Jun 27th 2008 by genn

28. I said "looks" like a respectable woman! Ok, I was just in a nice mood, but dang people, be nice sometimes. Try it!!

Posted at 7:32AM on Jun 27th 2008 by Kelli

29. Kelli --

We are nice people. But you said a lot more than "looks like." I think genn's comment was right on target. People try to give her the benefit of the doubt; that is, of course until she says or does something that is the antithesis of being a nice person with integrity. I think that Paris' downfall is that despite this image she portrays with her recent hairstyles and constant designer wardrobe changes, she just can't help but reveal who she really is every time someone puts a microphone in front her. That's the real Paris. It's kinda sad.

Posted at 5:46PM on Jun 27th 2008 by Kits

30. Kits, since her new relatioship she has been on the down low. It is possible she will grow up and realize she doesn't need the attention and that will not bring her happiness. Until I see her making a fool out of herself again, I am giving her the benefit of the doubt.

Posted at 11:11AM on Jun 29th 2008 by Kelli