The Woman Who Did What You Never Would

It's a tough job, but someone had to do it.

Meet Ranae Shrider, or as you might know her Verne Troyer's co-star in the sex tape from hell. She's a 22-year-old aspiring model from Kentucky. She has a little white dog named Lacey who is the real love in her life. Oh, and has an affinity for little people.

The line forms to the left, boys.

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46. Vern, Isn't like putting a tooth pick in a 50 gallon drum. She's screwing you and stilla Virgin. Put you little
thing in a jelly donut or something... You ain't satisfying a grown women with those 3rd grade love making
skills, midget. Your tongue isn't big enough to lick the bowl, how can you eat the contents.

Posted at 6:34PM on Jun 26th 2008 by INCH WORM

47. I don't know whats worse? The video or the fact that I know Verne is reading some of these comments. Poor little person.

Posted at 9:52PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Corbellic

48. Thank God for the Handgun Ban overturn ruling in todays Supreme Court. This little man might need a handgun at home to protect that tape. If he lives in San Francisco he cant have a handgun at home.

Posted at 6:42PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Snubnose

49. Put your little thing in a jelly donut or something"

*snort*

Posted at 6:46PM on Jun 26th 2008 by JK

50. Can't wait to see the video of him emptying his little balls on her.

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Stevo

51. Is this making anyone else think about the cartoon of the fat woman putting up the LOST DOG sign while the dog is stuck in her butt crack?

Posted at 6:53PM on Jun 26th 2008 by ???

52. Two less lonely people in the world.

Posted at 6:53PM on Jun 26th 2008 by chicken stripper

53. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

{as I going screaming into the night}

The next day I am found sitting in the fetal position murmuring to myself and sweating profusely!


Posted at 6:59PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Screaming

54. Did you want me to puke?

Posted at 12:06AM on Jun 27th 2008 by Heather

55. I can't wait to see the video...I'm a glutton for punishment!

Posted at 7:11PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Dick Peelers

56. She's a gigantiwhore,

Posted at 7:17PM on Jun 26th 2008 by rakishe

57. OMFG this HAS to be the SCARIEST thing TMZ has ever published! For some reason I assume that the little f'er knew (at least) what he was doin in bed)..... heck I was hoping that maybe he had a 'Man-Sized-Penis'.... since obviously nothing else is 'man-sized'............. OMFG I didn't even get past the initial picture. What the hell is the matter with this guy-twerp? Do you really need to stick your entire tongue/face into this poor woman's mouth to make your point? My main complaint is towards the (lucky young lady... lmfaoooo)..... are you that hard-up that u need to let mini-me tonuge ur tonsils to feel good about yourself? Usually "little" people have 'goods' in other areas to make up for their OBVIOUS misgivings............ However, even if his "goods" were of an appropriate size.... it would not make up for that fact that the little dude has NO IDEA how to kiss. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U, my dear (*woman in video with the tongue-a-sauras) has absolutely NO CLASS and should die a horrible death by STDs!

PS: OMFG EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YUCKOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 7:44PM on Jun 26th 2008 by Colee

58. your comments are making me laugh so hard i could pee my pants ... i love these comments... poor verne he just wants to be a real man ... he 's just a little guy trying to do the wild thing.. with that girl who is homely as a bag of butt holes.... he is just a pig , i think pigs have bigger weenies than little verne and his itiy bity weanie verne.... does sex with verne actually count as sex? did she even feel it? blecth

Posted at 8:20PM on Jun 26th 2008 by kizzy

59. She looks like Tori Spelling mixed with Rosario Dawson.

Posted at 8:25PM on Jun 26th 2008 by hehe

60. Regardless of their sex tape...if they're happy, all the power to them. People, however. do not have to be so cruel and nasty with their comments toward Verne and Renae. Its an extremely elementary thing to do but I suppose acceptable if the blogs are coming from third graders.

The young lady is not ugly, while some of her pictures were not the most flattering, some were pretty (pics 4 and 5 for example). As I looked at her I kept thinking that she resembeled another actress. It took me a while but then I googled images of Annabella Sciorra and saw that the young lady does share a likeness of her.

Check out the images of Ms. Sciorra. They do not look exactly alike, they share a resemblance.

Posted at 8:27PM on Jun 26th 2008 by GiveMeABreak

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