Kobe Rats Out His Family

16.
it's time this little teen aged girl turned
gorgeous woman LEARNEd how to make love;

living vida loca with this man
ain't all what it's cut out to be.

he may have all the moves on the hardwood, but this
woman is deprived of getting the hardwood she deserves.

when it comes to keeping score, he may put up the points
on the scoreboard, but it ain't happening in the bedroom.

this chica cliente can count up on one hand
how many times she's been given the trophy.

while it's been countless times
that she's caught foul balls......

Posted at 10:03PM on Jun 27th 2008 by joel rifkin

17. I cant believe the comments that where written. Kobe made a mistake. He has to live with that. He does not have to answer to anyone except his family. His wife has forgiven him and its their business as to how they deal with their problems. He is an athelete and though he is a role model he is learning from his mistakes. Everybody needs to leave the Bryant family alone. His wife is beautiful and so are his kids. You guys are just haters. GO LAKERS!!

Posted at 1:14AM on Jun 28th 2008 by l.a fan

18.
sure l.a. fan;

your boy kobe can take the rock to the hole
but doesn't know how to score in the bedroom;

this woman is SO overdue to
be treated like a postage stamp.

you gotta lick it
before you stick it;

the ONLY lip service around
that household is one-sided......

Posted at 2:58AM on Jun 28th 2008 by richard angelo

19. A day in the life of Kobe

Wake Up

Rape

Cheat

Rape

Eat Lunch

Rape

Rape

Whine

Eat Dinner

Rape

Cheat

Go to bed

Dream of rape

Posted at 3:04PM on Jun 28th 2008 by Susie Q

20. Vanessa is an idiot!!!!! She thinks she has so much in life. One thing she doesn't have is a FAITHFUL HUSBAND!

Posted at 5:43PM on Jun 30th 2008 by mimi

21. God bless Shaq for being a his real comedic self again. Kobe should be happy that someone is even talking about him after the way he stunk up the court in he Finals recently. And to all you Kobe lovers out there, you know that the MVP should have gone to either Chris Paul or KG, so tell everyone how a pity award tastes Kobe.

Posted at 11:23AM on Jul 1st 2008 by KjB 419er