Coroner: Supermodel Jumped to Her Death

16. Tragic, yes... but really, this happens all the time, everyday to normal people. Who gives a f**k if they're beautiful, geeze.

Posted at 12:10PM on Jun 30th 2008 by John

17. THE ANSWER TO NUMBER 9, SUPERMODELS DONT FART OR MAKE NUMBER 2'S

Posted at 12:16PM on Jun 30th 2008 by jimmy d

18. Wow. If it wasn't for the brain dead dolt typing in ALL CAPS and telling the Police how to do their jobs, I don't know where Police investigation would be! I mean... nitwits who dictate basic CSI techniques to gossip blogs like TMZ really are too smart for the rest of us plebians and really should be in charge of CSI cases. Maybe the idiot who writes in caps might have be able to nail down all the OJ Simpson cases as well as the various ANS cases.

Gosh - you're too smart for the rest of us bloggers, we are not worthy of your towering intellect....

And in case you missed my subtle points? Shut up. The cops know what they're doing. That's why THEY are seasoned investigators and YOU are an idiotic blogger wannabe. Methinks thou has watched too many CSI shows and now you think you know as much as they do.

Now go take your med, unlock your CAPS key and go for a nap.

Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Shup up

19. HELLO YOU STUPID MCFLY'S, I WOULD BET A MILLION DOLLARS SHE DIDNT COMMIT SUICIDE. BEAUTFIUL SEXY MODELS DONT KILL THEMSELVES, THEY GET KILLED BY CRAZY COP BOYFIRNEDS WHO WANT TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE SUIDCIDE, DAYUM YOU PEOPLE ARE GULLIBLE

Posted at 12:13PM on Jun 30th 2008 by questor

20. Isn't a "Supermodel" usually someone we've heard of. like Kate Moss?? Sad, but never heard of her.

Posted at 12:21PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Kai

21. Russian model bounced out of the program.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 30th 2008 by jFp

22. #13. So, when are you checking out? It's getting crowded in here.

Posted at 12:18PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Autumn

23. # 1 MIDDLE CLASS PLEASE STEP AWAY FROM THE CAFFEINE AND SHUT THE HELL UP. YOU'RE RANTING IS A JPKE IT WAS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT TO THE STORY. SELL YOUR COMPUTER AND JUST GO AWAY YOU FREAKIN IDIOT

Posted at 12:20PM on Jun 30th 2008 by MIDDLE CLASS HATER

24. Hey, middle(no)class............maybe you're poor because you are un-educated. By the looks of your grammar, I would have to say that you are a high school drop out with at least 3 kids and no man...........and why do you want to spew your opinion on a report on the death of a young woman, a possible suicide?

GET A LIFE!

This is the survival of the fittest, honey! Don't blame Bush because YOU FAILED!

Posted at 12:24PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Mr. Know It All

25. #16, the cops know what they're doing? Yeah, they sure do, they know how to take bribes from the rich and cover up crimes. Moron. Don't you know that if the elite want you dead, you're dead, and no one except God will know how it happened?

It's obvious that something about this death stinks to high heaven. The investigation was wrapped up far too quickly. This all feels very Eyes Wide Shut. Even the way they conveniently found her lovelorn musings on a dating site. My suspicion is that she slept with a powerful man and was threatening to blackmail him. So she ended up "trying to fly."

Posted at 12:29PM on Jun 30th 2008 by MercyHumppe

26. Wow - blogger that is posting in caps. You need to go back to school. There = Their, To= Too and so on and so on. Learn to spell. I feel sorry for you !

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Go back to school

27. RIP

Posted at 12:28PM on Jun 30th 2008 by sad

28. In regards to the first post about the economics of our country: I blame people like YOU, who live on welfare and EXPECT the Government to take care of you. Go back to school, learn how to spell and the use of proper grammer, get a job and pay for yourself. I'm middle class and I'm going broke because of you when I am constantly paying for your mistakes through my taxes (that's something a responsible person has to pay because they have a job).
Now be done with you and let's get back to some gossip!

Posted at 12:37PM on Jun 30th 2008 by DizzyIzzy

29. Model = Sears catalog, JC Penny Catalog, Posing with fruit for local market

Supoermodel = $20K 1st class ticket to Paris, to wear clothes a sane person would never wear. Victoria Secret's Catalog.


There's more to this story...methinks russian mob is involved, or at least drugs.

Posted at 12:39PM on Jun 30th 2008 by pimp

30. Yes, you CAN tell if someone died accidentally, by suicide etc. If they were pushed they land a certain way. If they accidentally fell they also land a certain way. You people need to get brains. Forensic experts and coroners are trained to figure this stuff out. If they say it was suicide, then it's probably a suicide. You people have too much time on your hands.

Also, to the person that said they hope God forgives this girl -- forgives her for what??? You bible beaters never cease to amaze me.

Posted at 12:42PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Molly