Paris Gets Booked

A couple of innocent civilians witnessed a very rare and unusual happening this weekend in L.A., as Paris Hilton held an unidentified paper object bearing her image and attempted to say aloud the words scrolled across it.

Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.



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1. Man , she is sooo ugly

Posted at 1:22PM on Jun 30th 2008 by solange

2. she can read?

Posted at 1:16PM on Jun 30th 2008 by DarthKelly

3. TMZ...shaddup yer trap!!!!!! Find a real story here!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 1:20PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Haris Pilton

4. Tmz, were you just really searching for a reason to post something about Paris..........................I guess since you are on her payroll you, had to come up with something!

Posted at 1:24PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Dallas

5. Stupid selfish worthless party slut

Posted at 1:28PM on Jun 30th 2008 by JAJ

6. The time has come where we no longer need or want to hear about this individual.

Posted at 1:31PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Meowch

7. Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The universe revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

Posted at 2:14PM on Jun 30th 2008 by 800 Pound Gorilla

8. I agree with # 8. Just stop. She isn't anything special.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jun 30th 2008 by solange

9. Too bad it wasn't Paris instead of that Russian model going splat on the sidewalk.

Posted at 1:41PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Satan

10. SLOW DAY TMZ

Posted at 3:37PM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Darlene Hill Mobile, AL

11. While I definitely think Paris is an idiot, TMZ making a story like this is pretty much the pot calling the kettle black. From what I've seen on this website and the few times I've watched the show, TMZ employees certainly would not qualify for the best and the brightest of any category. I wonder when the last time any of them have read anything any more sophisticated than what Paris is looking at.

Posted at 1:44PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Medley

12. Who's the blonde with the big sunglasses?

Posted at 1:47PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Fred

13. Paris is looking good. She is not in the clubs or swinging on poles for attention. Keep up the good work Paris.

Posted at 1:53PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Kelli

14. WHO GIVES A HAIRY RATS ASS ABOUT A LOOSER LIKE HILTON
SHE IS NOTHING HAS NO TALENT NO BRAIN NO LOOKS
OH YEA
SHE HAS SOME BIG ASS FEET
THATS ABOUT IT

Posted at 1:56PM on Jun 30th 2008 by WHO DONE IT

15. I heart TMZ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#12.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHO IS THE BLONDE WITH THE BIG SUNGLASSES...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GOOD ONE..
Fred, you should consider working for G & W LLP LLCJ !!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Posted at 1:55PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Waldo

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