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Paris Gets Booked

6/30/2008 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

A couple of innocent civilians witnessed a very rare and unusual happening this weekend in L.A., as Paris Hilton held an unidentified paper object bearing her image and attempted to say aloud the words scrolled across it.

Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.

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