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6/30/2008 1:07 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Paris Gets Booked

A couple of innocent civilians witnessed a very rare and unusual happening this weekend in L.A., as Paris Hilton held an unidentified paper object bearing her image and attempted to say aloud the words scrolled across it.

Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.

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solange:  1323 days ago

Man , she is sooo ugly

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Kelly:  1323 days ago

she can read?

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That explains things!:  1323 days ago

TMZ...shaddup yer trap!!!!!! Find a real story here!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Liz:  1323 days ago

Tmz, were you just really searching for a reason to post something about Paris..........................I guess since you are on her payroll you, had to come up with something!

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JAJ:  1323 days ago

Stupid selfish worthless party slut

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Meowch:  1323 days ago

The time has come where we no longer need or want to hear about this individual.

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800 Pound Gorilla:  1323 days ago

Dear Paris,

You are the center of the universe.
The universe revolves around you.
I care about every little thing you do.
You bring joy to my furry life.

800 Pound Gorilla

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solange:  1323 days ago

I agree with # 8. Just stop. She isn't anything special.

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Crabbie:  1323 days ago

Too bad it wasn't Paris instead of that Russian model going splat on the sidewalk.

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Darlene Hill Mobile, AL:  1323 days ago

SLOW DAY TMZ

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Carl:  1323 days ago

While I definitely think Paris is an idiot, TMZ making a story like this is pretty much the pot calling the kettle black. From what I've seen on this website and the few times I've watched the show, TMZ employees certainly would not qualify for the best and the brightest of any category. I wonder when the last time any of them have read anything any more sophisticated than what Paris is looking at.

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Fred:  1323 days ago

Who's the blonde with the big sunglasses?

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Kelli:  1323 days ago

Paris is looking good. She is not in the clubs or swinging on poles for attention. Keep up the good work Paris.

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who cares:  1323 days ago

WHO GIVES A HAIRY RATS ASS ABOUT A LOOSER LIKE HILTON
SHE IS NOTHING HAS NO TALENT NO BRAIN NO LOOKS
OH YEA
SHE HAS SOME BIG ASS FEET
THATS ABOUT IT

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Waldo:  1323 days ago

I heart TMZ. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#12.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH WHO IS THE BLONDE WITH THE BIG SUNGLASSES...? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
GOOD ONE..
Fred, you should consider working for G & W LLP LLCJ !!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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