Paris Gets Booked

A couple of innocent civilians witnessed a very rare and unusual happening this weekend in L.A., as Paris Hilton held an unidentified paper object bearing her image and attempted to say aloud the words scrolled across it.

Anthropologists called to the scene tell TMZ this type of unnatural behavior has never been observed in her species of ex-con heirmess.



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16. haha, Paris is upset that the papz dont follow her around anymore...hence the relationship with benji.... lol what a joke!! she's jus jealous of Nicole's family grown up life.

Posted at 2:00PM on Jun 30th 2008 by jenny jen

17. Now you guys are just being plain mean to Paris....shame on you!!!

Posted at 2:14PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Mark

18. I

Posted at 2:15PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Have a nice day cutie )))

19. LOVE YOU, That I wanted to say !!!

Posted at 2:17PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Have a nice day cutie )))

20. I think you guys are being a little harsh on PHilton. I mean, can't the girl get a break? She's had such a HARD life.


yeah. Anyways, has anyone seen the Paris Hilton audition tape for The Queen? I've been looking for the video online, but I can't find it anywhere.

Posted at 2:54PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Tom T

21. LOL! How did she get a GED if she can't read? They even have them do essays for the test.

Posted at 3:26PM on Jun 30th 2008 by TOM WELLING IS HOT

22. Werent the last two books Paris read were the Cat in the hat and Green eggs and ham. I hear she still didnt finish the books cause the words were to hard for her

Posted at 5:08PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Bob Booie

23. Kelli --

No, she's just making nasty comments on public radio, lying to the press, bragging about things that are simply unture, and mugging it up in front of the camera at every opportunity. What a gal! Lol!

Posted at 5:50PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Geo

24. Not again. Having to see her face in the media is offensive as the general public is forced to view, yet again, whatever photo-op, mannequin-like posing, lie, or spin she plays as she holds herself up to be a role model for the youth of this country. I’m sorry, but we will always find this offensive. It’s a matter of conscience, and of standards.

As with most of the American public, we’re savvy enough to know that “any press is good press” and try to ignore her. We also have far more positive things to do with our lives. Unfortunately, due to her media machinations (and buying her own publicity), ignoring this tiresome phony will not result in the one thing most of us desperately wish she would do: Go away.

Posted at 6:23PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Wes

25. i cannot stand that blonde bimbo!!!!! she is not "hot" at all..and she is just a wannabe...she has no talent for acting dancing or singing..people, ur an idiot if u think otherwise..

Posted at 8:10PM on Jun 30th 2008 by Christi B.

26. What brand is the dress she's wearing??

Posted at 12:06PM on Jul 1st 2008 by MK

27. "Look at the pretty pictures!"

Posted at 6:32AM on Jul 1st 2008 by captain obvious

28. The blonde in the sunglasses?

Isn't she that porn star named after that French hotel?

Posted at 9:13AM on Jul 1st 2008 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

29. She is pretending to read. She has got to be one of the most unintelligent celebrities out there. Too sad. What a mess!

Posted at 11:23AM on Jul 1st 2008 by Anna

30. I am proud of Paris. She is really trying and is turning her life around.

Posted at 8:55PM on Jul 1st 2008 by sallygail

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