
While the unborn is due next month, if you were carrying Aiken's artificially inseminated, illegitimate, platonic love child -- would you want it to show?

Freedom of speech is such a drag when it comes to a show (garbage pail) as yours. Your show is so illiterate, peopled with jerks, and spreading a miasma of ugliness wherever you go. TMZ....doesn't that stand for Tragically murderous zanies?
Britney Spears might miss a lot more 'X Factor' auditions ... because she can! Simon Cowell gave Brit damn near free reign in order to sign the pop star to that $15 million deal -- but is it backfiring? We'll tell you what peeps on the set are saying.Plus, Chris Jericho's…