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Kid Fashions Have a Cult Following

Posted Jul 2nd 2008 3:56PM by TMZ Staff

Just because your kids don't belong to a polygamous religious sect, doesn't mean they can't dress like they do!
The Devil Wears Pajamas
Now that they've had their children of the corn returned to them by the government, members of the Fundamentalist Church of Latter Day Saints have created an online shop so all kids can wear creepy Laura Ingalls-esque, polyester uniforms. Perfect gifts for a teen readying for their first, second or third marriage!

The unisex site features everything any wannabe brainwashed, homeschooled, inbred, God-fearing child could need to fit in at Walnut Grove Elementary. All items -- from Pilgrim dresses to overalls -- meet "the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." The devil wears long underwear!

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Tags: Cult, Fashion, FLDS, Mormon

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1. Damn!!!
Am I first??

Posted at 11:30AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Ree-Ree

2.
people please;

NO more FIRST !

Posted at 11:31AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by kevin coe

3. Gosh doggone it, that stuffs expensive!!

Posted at 11:33AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by butweiner

4. Children of the corn re-united...RUNNNNNNN

Posted at 11:34AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by blah blah

5. I must go right to this site now and order up some werid-o people's children's clothes!!!
For people who don't get into modernization what the Hell (pardon the pun) are they doing with 1.) a computer to 2.) need electricity to 3.) run said computer in order to have a website for "whack-o clothing"???????
Do you get another wife with so much ordered????
Or is it with each returning purchase?????

Posted at 11:34AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Rocko

6. Ok, I was homeschooled and that is NOT how we dressed. Trust me, you can be homeschooled and not be socially inept. Don't lump us all into that cult category. CREEPY!!!

Posted at 11:37AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by dblove

7. the prices are outrageous

Posted at 11:38AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by s

8. Wow, that stuff's expensive! Also everything looks exactly the same, ick! The site just went down because the server got overloaded :P

Posted at 11:39AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Karma

9. My whole family is Mormon, not FLDS mind you, but still insane. I managed to rebell enough that they didn't get ahold of me. I couldn't imagine having to wear those stupid underware the rest of my life. I asked my sister why they had to wear "undergarments", she said "It's to remind you that your body belongs to Christ". Funny though, she has a crap load of tatoos. They seem to only be Mormon when it's convienent, or when I'm around so they can give me crap about not being able to elevate to the 7th level of heaven or some crap like that. Mormons, jeeesh.

Posted at 11:40AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by ilovecelebritycrap

10. Probably the best made clothes you will find ANYWHERE for kids.

Posted at 11:41AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Bunk's Mom

11. This stuff is surprisingly expensive...I didn't know FLDS members (women) were allowed on the internet?

Posted at 11:43AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Karma

12. Come on..... the little kids clothes are not that bad... the little sleepers and nightgowns are cute. I could see them becoming a big hit --- people are always looking for something unusual for their children... this fits the bill.

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Kim

13. Now I know where I am getting my halloween costume this year. Sweet!!

Posted at 11:44AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Mel

14. If you think about it, isn't all religions a cult?

Posted at 11:45AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by SpongeBob

15. ha, I actually went to Walnut Grove Elementary. Nobody dressed like that. It is in Georgia though!

Posted at 11:46AM on Jul 2nd 2008 by Laura (not Engall)

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